Jerkeyray
@jerkeyray
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consummate tinkerer | 18
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Joined January 2025
ngl i got bored. sooo i decided to build a programming language called "Sauce". it's statically typed but writes like a script w/ pipelines & algebraic effects (rip async/await). keywords are grab/yell but it compiles native.
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Built a platform where users can visually create their database schemas using ER diagrams with features like - Collaborating with friends to create schemas - AI assistance to generate schemas - Export code for the generated schema use it here https://t.co/TBZ04LMWvM
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(demo below) built a self-hosted neon/planetscale alternative in ~4 hours. its called `Prism` 1. intercepts postgres tcp packets 2. snapshots filesystem (CoW) 3. spins up docker on-demand 4. proxies the connection instant db branching. scale to zero. 100% Go. star the repo:
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my first raw unfiltered video, 1 Dec 2025 I always thought people who were technically weak did content, I was wrong, Billionaires value content aswell
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be yourself is actually kinda boring when you can be whoever tf you want and the you rn is just the you have subconsciously chosen to be till date. every element of your individuality is just a decision you took a while back either consciously or subconsciously and now you put
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I don't understand making fun of bad people on their appearance. Whenever you are making fun of a bad person for their appearance, there is a good person with the same physical traits, who will listen and feel terrible.
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i decided to give some time to pixtorrent today added the core bittorrent algorithms: - choking/unchoking with tit-for-tat (unchoke peers who upload to you) - optimistic unchoke every 3 rounds for new peers - rarest-first piece selection - piece hash verification for data
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check out https://t.co/A4Il7CIz1C found an issue? want to report it anonymously? ๐ธ take a photo ๐tag the location ๐ copy the issue id to track progress let's build a better India, one issue at a time.
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lowkey afraid of the amount of work i actually need to do next year in pursuing my dreams.
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i use this account like my notebook ka last page with some occasional notebook ka first page material.
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wrote a blog after a while. it's about preventing double writes using atomicity and idempotency , the stuff that stops your backend from charging users twice. with redis lua scripts, postgres transactional outbox, and go. [link in replies]
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i've got so many things to say but i wanna keep some original material for my autobiography and not give y'all too many spoilers so we wait for another 30 years or so โ๏ธ
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