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@jeriley

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I do nerdy things with product, culture and code. Building an orchard. I also have rare cars (1 of 300, 1 of 750, 1 of 4000) ... that are not worth anything.

Lyons, CO
Joined March 2008
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@jeriley
Jesse Riley
7 years
entre-manure : hand wavey bullshit from people running a company with no clue.
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5 days
my barrel is in there...
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@jeriley
Jesse Riley
15 days
@elonmusk @grok for example -
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Jesse Riley
15 days
hey @elonmusk why doesn't "activate asshole mode" work on @grok anymore? I thought that was a really fun way to interact when I needed the bot to call out the bullshit
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17 days
plans.
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@jeriley
Jesse Riley
23 days
who else got theirs today? @IMSA
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@jeriley
Jesse Riley
28 days
Websites charging you tax might be completely wrong. For example, most sites will use the zip code to determine the tax rate.... and that's flat out wrong. In my case it's a difference of about 4%. And on a large purchase, that's not insignificant.
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@jeriley
Jesse Riley
1 month
how. the hell. did I not know @ZZWard did a badass Cars 3 song (Ride)? My oldest knows Cadillac Man, Drive it like you stole it, by name (because everything cars) ... and has seen all the Cars movies... ZZ doin ZZ things I guess.
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Jesse Riley
1 month
Finally getting around to paint correcting my "old" (2010) F-150. Paint depth is all over the place (4.89 mil in one spot, 3.7 in another) so I had to be careful. A wafl pad and light pressure got it real, real close.
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2 months
the @astonmartin Valkyrie weight is... what now?
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Jesse Riley
2 months
wait until you find out about the totally operable features on most cars that are just ...turned off, hidden, not shown.
@WallStreetApes
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2 months
It actually happened, cars are now being sold with their full horsepower locked behind a paid subscription “Volkswagen just did something that should make every car owner furious. They’re selling their electric ID3 with its full horsepower locked behind a paid subscription.
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2 months
and just like that … starlink is back (mostly?)
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2 months
she's dead Jim
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Jesse Riley
2 months
wow …starlink is down again
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Jesse Riley
2 months
for example... and this is a premium+ subscription. Hey @grok explain this? is this premium++ ?
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Jesse Riley
2 months
Grok Imagine : come to our site and generate cool things Me with a premium + subscription : ok, today sucks I'll try it. <uploads a picture> Grok Imagine : hey fuck you, pay up. Me : .............a'right, understood.
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@jeriley
Jesse Riley
2 months
good news racecar type people - AI still has no idea how you do what we do.
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@jeriley
Jesse Riley
3 months
so I guess this is how we find out aliens are real @elonmusk -- starlink goes out globally. We're under attack ! lolz
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@jeriley
Jesse Riley
3 months
huh... first time starlink has been down and it looks like its a big outage
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@jeriley
Jesse Riley
3 months
guess what I just tortured myself with? if you know, you know
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@jeriley
Jesse Riley
3 months
me, working on literally any car, and I drop shit through the engine. Especially when it doesn't plinko to the concrete
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3 months
🆑 FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. So fucking shit I am. I am so fucking shit. That's all I am.  https://t.co/McnHbyKOAS
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