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Jeremy Frank

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Based in New York. I also live there. Check my link for my other accounts.

Brooklyn, New York
Joined April 2007
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
Oh shit, we don't need to go through the door. We're already in it.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
Can you imagine how fucking boring the Thanksgiving door in Nightmare Before Christmas would have been?Every day is either an awkward conversation with your uncle Louis from Terre Haute or getting ready for an awkward conversation with your uncle Louis from Terre Haute.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
Can you imagine how fucking boring the Thanksgiving door in Nightmare Before Christmas would have been?Every day is either an awkward conversation with your uncle Louis from Terre Haute or getting ready for an awkward conversation with your uncle Louis from Terre Haute.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
but hey, it's happy hour and you just saved you $3.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
You walk into a bar order the beer and shot special that's just a full pint with one of those little Coronitas they put in frozen drinks, so it just overflows. It does not come with a paper towel so you have to ask for one, and the bartender visibly hates you for ordering it.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
A successful business can afford to pay its employees. Noodles > @NissanUSA. @UAW #UAWStrike
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
RT @Connelberg: STAR WARS HAS RETCONNED JIZZ MUSIC 😡😡😡. LIKE AND RETWEET IN SOLIDARITY✊ IF YOU'RE STILL A TRUE JIZZER.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
RIP. He had Big Deck Energy.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
how come there's an itty bitty titty committee but no hoe bureau?.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
Given their current needs, anti-studio sentiments, and the fact that many of their projects can no longer be watched legitimately, now would be a great time for @plex to get some positive buzz by donating to the Entertainment Community Fund.
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2 years
RT @jeremyfrankly: Considering setting up a service to let people get my *exclusive* dad jokes. Would you subscribe to my GroanlyFans?.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
Considering setting up a service to let people get my *exclusive* dad jokes. Would you subscribe to my GroanlyFans?.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
You cannot touch her Strega No-no Zone (endless pasta pot).
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
In very on-brand awfulness, a man named Henry Kissinger has written a book on AI
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2 years
RT @jeremyfrankly: It seems like Elon Musk's children are the only people whose opinion of him he doesn't care about.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
I love how "saving the youth/rec center" stopped being a plot point when governments stopped offering services for the at-risk.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
Do we think people who like Demi Lovato could tolerate a full Lovato?.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
It seems like Elon Musk's children are the only people whose opinion of him he doesn't care about.
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Jeremy Frank
2 years
We did so much to save the ozone layer and so little to save the blogosphere.
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