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On a journey to finding me again. So here’s a little about me, my life, my loves, my likes, my up time, my down time & everything in between.
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I’ve just blocked everyone I don’t want to have sex with, so if you’re reading this, well done you’re through to the next round
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Me and my now ex bf had been living together already but yesterday we we were supposed to be moving into our new home. He’s cheated so I’ve moved into the new house on my own. Woke up today with a broken heart and to top it off full of the cold. If ever I needed a hug it was now
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48 in two weeks and I’m thinking it’s time for my first tattoo. I’m not too old right?
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You glow differently when you’re happy. Have a great day everyone xx
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When you’re full of covid and you put some make up on just to try and make yourself feel better. It worked for about 5 minutes I feel shit again, but at least I look a bit better
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I must be feeling nostalgic today. Photos that were taken 20 years apart. Age 24 and age 44! I’ll be 48 later this year, where has the time gone! Loving life in my 40’s though
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Good morning. Happy Friday. Not going to lie, kinda happy it’s a little bit cold today so I can wear my new bobble hat! Easily pleased! Have a great day everyone
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How can you tell when someone eats right, drinks right and goes to the gym everyday?
Don’t worry they’ll tell you, oh they’ll fucking tell you
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So has anyone else got half way through 2020 and still never made a TikTok or is it just me?
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A single kind word or a photo of your boobs can make someone’s day
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I am 46 years old and I’m still learning to be comfortable in my own skin. To accept myself with no makeup, to love the skin I’m in, and to believe that your flaws are what make you flawless
This is me..... no make up, no filter, just me
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According to my nipples I’m 99.9% sure it’s cold as fuck outside.
Just pointing it out
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Out for my morning walk and I’ve forgotten my headphones, just have to listen to the sounds of nature. It could be worse.
Oh, good morning world, Happy Friday
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This is 47. Unfiltered and proud. This last year has definitely been one hell of a self healing journey, it wasn’t always easy but I found myself again and it was worth it.
‘Stay unfiltered and loud, you'll be proud of that skin full of scars
That's all I know so far’
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New hair same me. Choppy layers, long bangs and golden blonde for Autumn. Hairs done but I’m about to get changed and go for a run and ruin it! So a quick picture or 3 as the November sun was shining in my house, and I can remember it looked like this for a bit anyway!
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Holy headshot! Little throw back to circa 1998. The my heads too heavy so I’m going to hold it up pose!
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Been a great bank holiday weekend. Not that this selfie says anything about that, I just took it before I went out tonight, liked it so I’m posting it. I guess felt cute won’t delete later should be the hashtag
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Good morning, it’s Friday, time to rise and shine a little brighter than you did yesterday. Have a great day everyone xx
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So here he his. The little man of the house! He’s adorable but he still doesn’t have a name so all suggestions welcome
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Went to bed in a vest top woke up and my right tit was downstairs putting the kettle on
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If you look closely at a tree you’ll notice it’s knots and dead branches, just like our bodies. What we learn is that beauty and imperfection go together wonderfully. Being imperfect does not make you any less. On a healing journey to embrace who I am at 47
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Anyone else miss that part of lockdown when you were getting about 3 weeks to the gallon with your car?
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I’m getting totally fucking fed up with people whinging about the prices of things. £1.25 for a tea, £1.75 for a coffee, £2 for a slice of cake and £2.50 for car parking. Any more complaints and I will honestly stop inviting my friends round to my house
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I’ve been hard on myself recently because my fitness journey slowed down since my health took a knock in March 2020. Now much better and back on track. But I had to look back to Jan 2014 to where I was when I started this to remind myself of how far I’ve come and to never give up
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Cosy nights consists of the heating on, comfy’s, soft lights and scented candles oh about to start binge watching You. I don’t mean You who’s reading this I mean You on Netflix. Happiness
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It’s wrap up cosy kinda weather. I do love a crisp winters day, just another excuse to wear a bobble hat!
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A twig that looks like a frog that’s saying “draw me like one of your french girls”
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Who remembers carving out one of these for Halloween when they were a kid?
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Last night before the drinks began at home. Staying up until 4am partying was definitely only a good idea at the time! I haven’t felt this rough in a long time!Finally up, out the shower, hair dried naturally, back in my jammies with a big bottle of water & Netflix. Never again!
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Heading back to the UK today topped up my tan with a little Autumn vacation. Now heading back to the reality of the cold wind and rain. Holiday blues will kick in tomorrow
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Why can’t people and the press just fuck off and leave Megan and Harry alone! Let them live their lives and you live yours! Has nobody learned from mistakes in the past with the way Diana was treated. It’s disgusting the way people go on, like it’s their right!
#MeghanAndHarry
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I hate when someone tells me “I used to have a crush on you”. What the fuck am I supposed to do with an expired crush?
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Big bouncy blow dry vibes! If I don’t post a selfie, it’s like it didn’t happen!
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Learning to embrace and like who I was behind the make up and the filter was a journey of self love, healing and growth.
In the words of
@Pink
Stay unfiltered and loud, you'll be proud of that skin full of scars
That's all I know so far
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Having a a day of reflection. Or maybe I’m just procrastinating but reflection sound better and more mentally productive. Yeah we’ll go with reflection…..
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I’m pretty sure the tractor I saw on the back of this lorry is a transformer. I can see it’s face!
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Saturday night and I’m going out! Im not drinking though so does that still count as out out?
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When you have heated seats in the car and you don’t want to get out because it’s so cosy!
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Merry Christmas from our house to yours. I hope your day sparkles with moments of love, laughter and joy. Sending lots of love and warmest wishes to you all. Have a wonderful day. xx
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My wee mum has been taken into hospital, she’s not doing too great. She’s in lots of pain and has a urine infection. Her Parkinson’s isn’t great just now. It’s a horrible disease. I hate how it’s stealing her away from us. Please send healing vibes
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Sometimes the hardest part about running isn’t the run itself, it’s getting from your bed to the front door. I need your motivation today guys
#ukrunchat
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When you’ve just had your lashes, brows and nails done take a picture (or 4) have barely any make on and no filter and think “you know what, I actually look ok”.
Women in our 40’s, we’ve still got it
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Just seen on TV news a truck full of Red Bull was stolen from a motorway services yesterday. Honestly I don't know how these people sleep at night.
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Good morning Twitter fam. When you wake up feeling positive and ready to take on the world. Your sleepy morning face cant even hide your happiness.
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Good morning world
I want to get up and go for a run but this guy isn’t making it easy.
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Good morning, there’s something cosy about the dark mornings and staying in bed a little bit longer. Happy Friday
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Waking up in the new house still feels strange. Boxes and bags everywhere.The whole house needs renovated too. Going to try and find a clear corner to enjoy a cuppa and not feel quite so overwhelmed. Good morning word
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Never forget that with a positive attitude and a great pair of tits you can achieve anything
Have an awesome week
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I love summer but kinda glad it’s time for bobbles hats and cosy coats too. Winter is coming
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Drunk!!! Can someone please remind tomorrow when I wake up with a hangover and have to go to work, that drinking copious amounts of gin from 3 o’clock on a Saturday afternoon at a friends party was a good idea at the time and it was worth it.
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Just signed up for my first half marathon! Can’t quite believe it after having Covid and pneumonia twice in 2020 I thought I would never get back to running. But half way through 2021 I found myself running again. Now time to push myself a little bit more! Time to train harder!
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Friday night, sitting in dying my own hair…. The exciting life of me….. ok maybe not that exciting
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How satisfying is it just to get home after a long day at work, get the bra off and the Pj’s on? Instant happiness right there! About to add to the happiness by pouring myself a gin. This is what Saturday nights look like now and I love it. Hashtag no filter just happiness
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I’ve done it I’ve just downloaded a dating app!
I need a bio though!! How do you say no narcissistic cheating assholes with ghosting tendencies without saying no narcissistic cheating assholes with ghosting tendencies?
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You ever just sit in your car outside your house and wait until the song is finished, lost in the moment?
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This is the 1st day since the 11th November that I’ve not had to take antibiotics or steroids and it feels good. Kicked Covids ass finally. Worst moment was being taken in to hospital last Friday, but it’s over now. Much love to all who helped me through this with any support
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I think I’m a mature adult and then I see that I have 6969 followers and my inner child laughs and she reads it as 69 69
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Good morning. Affirmations and meditation done, Chakras realigned, Yoga stretch and then a kick ass workout. Shaking off any negative energy and welcoming in a new day. Happy Saturday everyone. Namaste 🙏🏼
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That message from that person that makes you smile at your phone. That’s a nice feeling
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Running buddies, does anyone else really enjoy running in the rain? Just back from a pretty wet 5k and I loved it.
#ukrunchat
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Nipples......
The most accurate barometer ever!
I can categorically confirm it’s freezing today!
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Happy girl! A few hours to go at work then I’m breaking off for a full week. Slipping slowly in to holiday mode
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It took me 9 years to beat procrastination. I’ll tell you how in 3 minutes
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Parenting is hard. I’m trying to teach my son that ‘vagina’ isn’t a dirty word, but that he still needs to pick a different name for his hamster
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It’s valentines so today I’m practicing some self love
Now, where did I put the batteries
Happy valentines 😉
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Them: “You guys are so cute together how did you meet?”
Nobody ever: “He sent me a dick pic on Twitter”
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Why I don’t filter. It doesn’t bother me when people do, as I think you have to do whatever makes you feel good. I found when filtered it made me feel more insecure in real life. Our imperfections make us perfect & it’s our flaws that make us flawless. So now I embrace picture 1
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Sorry Twitter I’ve kind of been neglecting you. Not that my tweets are much to miss, it’s all selfies, sunrises and sarcasm. Hope I haven’t missed too much and you’re all good
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Today’s math problem:
If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?
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2 years ago today at my little beach. My happy place. I’m in need of a beautiful sunrise today. Good morning world
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Happy Friday lovelies. Off for my first beauty treatment in months!! So excited! Sitting outside in the car waiting for the text saying I can come in. Coming out of lockdown safely.
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New hair same me. Extra blonde for summer. Summer dress at work too, even though it’s bloody wet and miserable outside. Not letting the weather kill my vibe
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How things can change so quickly. Not long back from my run and I got a call, my Dad’s been taken into hospital after a fall last night. He spent the whole night on the floor. I’ve been allowed in to hospital. He’s been given morphine and is asleep now. Please send healing vibes
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