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@fluffyanimalsx
Fluffy
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🚨 BREAKING: Moo Deng is just vibing in her „pool“.
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@TheVallyD
Valerie D'Orazio
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Kermit the Frog as drawn by Orson Welles (for Jim Henson)
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@jellyfishmonstr
Corpse Flower ❄️
3 days
well well well
@hockeynuisance
Gaby
1 month
the heated rivalry fans are speed running the new hockey fan experience of being “like oh wow this sport is so great!” to “oh wow these players are all war criminals.” I don’t think they even got a month before discovering the horrors
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@and_khamoo
Khamoo.andthegang
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เห็นตอนนี้ จะนอนหลับกันมั้ยเนี่ย 555 #hippo #PygmyHippo #ขาหมูแอนด์เดอะแก๊ง #หมูเด้งเด้งกี่โมง #Moodeng #พี่ขาหมู #สวนสัตว์เปิดเขาเขียว
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@sprudge
Sprudge
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San Diego is where it all happens for World of Coffee 2026. https://t.co/GoS5PopxNy
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@Variety
Variety
4 days
Connor Storrie Honors Women’s USA Hockey Team After Olympics in ‘SNL’ Monologue
variety.com
"Heated Rivalry" star Connor Storrie kicked off his "SNL" hosting gig Saturday with a joke-filled monologue.
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@sidharls
bee
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quinn hughes and trump wearing matching hats while he announces illegal terror threats and bombings in the middle east nice one man 👍🏼
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@Capitals
Washington Capitals
5 days
Decked out in @BailiwickCrewDC's design 🔥 #BHM | @GiantFood
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@jellyfishmonstr
Corpse Flower ❄️
6 days
Funniest email subject line I’ve ever gotten; btw, you can donate to the women’s Olympics Vegas celebration, too: https://t.co/ErTsZecgPN
@FlavorFlav
FLAVOR FLAV
7 days
Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US https://t.co/V2KnQs48eF
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@alltxnfingers
courtney 🫶🏻
9 days
trying to explain to a white man with cte and no college degree that respecting women isn’t about being willing to hang out with them in the cafeteria it’s about standing up for them when it matters, even if it’s uncomfortable, and holding yourself and your teammates accountable.
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@lesbianspurgeon
madi
10 days
still wondering
@lesbianspurgeon
madi
1 year
so are we still keeping politics out of hockey or does that only apply when players use pride tape and recognize black and indigenous communities and players?
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@NickZararis
Nick
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@jellyfishmonstr
Corpse Flower ❄️
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looking all cute at the bar in my cowboy boots and oversized team USA jersey … shame they didn’t hold the women’s hockey final yesterday 😒😒
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@jellyfishmonstr
Corpse Flower ❄️
12 days
same thing, when I was a barista, I genuinely was flirting with some customers 🫣
@rllydu
mau
13 days
okay but the stripper has to love someone. right?
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@jellyfishmonstr
Corpse Flower ❄️
14 days
We could have it all
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@gaypucks
bolter
24 days
if you are an american hockey fan but don’t bat an eye to the usa womens ice hockey team i think of you as an embarrassment yes
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@jellyfishmonstr
Corpse Flower ❄️
26 days
The accent over the é in Kiké does God’s work
@babybunloaf
rae
29 days
hate when someones name is a slur.. like im so sorry but im not saying that
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@Capitals
Washington Capitals
29 days
Merging the worlds of design, culture and purpose from the minds of @BailiwickCrewDC #ALLCAPS | #BlackHistoryMonth
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@yesterdaysprint
Yesterday's Print
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The Greenville Daily News, South Carolina, July 3, 1919
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@_4everdecay
🇵🇭 DEE! ♱
1 month
nhl teams whose players cant even be bothered to wear pride tape shouldn't be allowed to use hr to advertise their fuckass team
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