It feels wrong watching #JonRichardson's stand-up show on #Channel4 bearing in mind his marital strife.

Nothing more excruciating than an impressionist trying to shoehorn impressions into an interview. Nothing, that is, apart from shoehorning bad impressions. Embarrassing #Newsnight.

Did Starmer offer them a Skate visit? #HIGNFY.

Players wearing number 99? I've never heard of him, but if John Murray says it's Onthe Tipamytung that's good enough for me. #BBCFootball.

#HIGNFY Sculptor rat? Rodint.

Broadcaster sticks a microphone into a team's pre-match huddle and is surprised when the captain's encouraging words aren't 'Play up, chaps'. #LIVNEW #CarabaoCupFinal #ITV1 #SkySports.

AMOUR? GLAMOUR? FAMOUS? #bbcqt.

#TheOneShow's got #KeeleyHodgkinson on the sofa. I'm not sure why, as she seems to be as bored by the #Eastenders fest as the rest of us.

In a parallel universe #Tamworth are currently eagerly looking forward to a hard-earned replay at what I still like to call White Hart Lane. #TAMTOT #FACup.

Confused. Didn't they put Jane into an Uber at the start of the episode? Then she was there again, eavesdropping in the kitchen. #Outnumbered.

There's a darkness to this #GavinAndStacey finale and I'm not sure I like it.

How is #LoveActually so old that in the shots of #London's skyline, the Gherkin is only half-built, actually. Also, why am I watching this again, actually?.

Listening to #ColeenRooney and wondering if any Scousers out there know how to spell 'aihm'? #imacelebrity2024.

'What the world needs now. ' is less of that excruciatingly dull Amazon ad. #TheChase.

'I'd like to take your daughter's hand in marriage'. Who were those words most daunting for? #ENGIRL #FatherInLaw.

51 minutes and in the posh seats at #Wembley they've chosen their prawn sandwiches over watching #England go 1-0 up. Alan Green, in his wireless commentary pomp, would've been livid. #ENGIRL

#ITV's commentators enthusiastically detailing the #NationsLeague goal difference situation, seemingly they're under the impression that anyone else gives a damn. #GREENG.

A presenter leaves a TV football programme, and that makes second in the @BBCNews running order. There's too much going on in the world for that to make any sense. I like #Lineker, but this is an end of the bulletin sport story. #BBCNews.

Stephen Flynn not troubling himself with the words of the national anthem at the #Cenotaph. #RemembranceDay2024.

I nearly ran out of fingers when totting-up the number of prime ministers at the #Cenotaph this morning. It's certainly been a turbulent couple of decades in UK politics. #RemembranceDay2024.