valeska (@iatemuggles) so in Minnesota there’s this cultural taboo about taking the last piece, they consider it impolite because someone else might want it. anyways, here’s the best local facebook post going around right now https://t.co/kwhzMvRnCe

Sadly, “that’s not really our brand” too often means “that’s not really me.”

“@_jilliantaylor: Netti potting the day away.” Gross. Take pics.

“@LuciaHolm: Am I really in Hoboken? #whaaaat” GROSS.

This night has gone from suck to blow.

I wish @jefplate were here. He'd know what to do.

Hey @wheatthins @_jilliantaylor wants to know why you have a Twitter. It's a reasonable question. Cheers.

A happy medium is often sadly mediocre.

Pretty sure I just got cut in the Wendy's drive-thru line. So how does this work now? I mean, I already ordered...

Going to see Metric and Sebastien Grainger tonight! Sold out!