Check out Mike Mitchell chatting with @jeanpaulcomedy & @comicjaymartin on April 25th & 26th at 12PM/6PM about their Departure Hall Festival: Trinidad vs. Jamaica Comedy Clash, May 10th & 11th at 2PM/7PM 🎟️ Get tickets: https://t.co/mM0wCkngPs 📻 Listen at #SXMComedyClub ch168

STEVE JOBS WAS THE BIGGEST DRUG DEALER IN HISTORY!!! #MyKanyeTweets

Crackheads are the original Facebook Marketplace #WednesdayThoughts

4 Nations Cup 🇨🇦

Man the US “we own hockey now” online trolls got pushed back farther than Auston Matthew’s hairline. #4NationsCup #whiteonwhiteviolenceonice

Note to my ethnic people. Enjoy sleeping in and going to work late tomorrow. Just remember when you see your white boss to say “Great game last night eh?” And please please please remember to say great goal by Conor Mc David…not Conor McGregor

Sad day in America DEI has ruined US hockey. #4NationsCup

All I know is after this win is a ton of Canadian ladies are getting shots taken on their 5 hole tonight. #4NationsCup #whiteonwhiteviolenceonice

Breaking news- After this loss Elon Musk is dismantling the US Men’s Hockey team due to excessive waste men. #4NationsCup #whiteonwhiteviolenceonice

Go Tkachuk yourself US Canada caged your “Free Bird” #4NationsCup #NotLikeUs

Broooo You know how mad your wife would be if you left her at home with the children to go be petty for an ex girlfriend you shouldn’t be thinking about on national television. #justsayin 😂

My biggest takeaway from that Superbowl is that men really will go to any lengths to not get engaged. Kelce I’m looking at you.

Rumour is Taylor Swift spent the whole 2nd half of the game on the phone with John Mayer.

Wow Kansas City Chiefs got violated so bad it should only be found on Diddy’s confiscated hard drives.

Now you know if I say anything bad about Kendrick’s halftime show people are just gonna say I sound like…A Whiiiiiiner!

Breaking News- Drake just signed on to perform at this years Grey Cup halftime show. #youdonediditnowKendrick

Can you imagine how awkward the Party City company Christmas party this year must have been?

Random fact- Did you know Little people aren’t allowed to enter twerking contests because it’s considered cheating? #PerformAssEnhancing

Random fact- pronouncing words that end in “th” with an “f” sound like earf (earth) or birf (birth) is called the Black Lisp. #thatsthetroof

Taylor Swift in Toronto…Toronto Argos win Grey Cup…Kansas City Chiefs lose. Travis Kelce held to 8 yards. It might be early to say but it’s possible they are never ever ever getting back together… #GreyCup2024