Dread Pirate Jeff Profile
Dread Pirate Jeff

@jdlane

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Damn it Jim, I'm a Linux Certification Engineer not a Windows solutions architect!

Raleigh, NC
Joined April 2008
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
3 years
Stumbled across this neat idea while browsing kickstarter. Seems like a great way to discretely track my@camera gear when I travel. CosmoCap & Satellite: Caps for Discreetly Carrying Trackers. https://t.co/xFf50wjbTI, via Kickstarter
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Satellites hold AirTags and Stick to Any Flat Surface. CosmoCap works w/ EF/RF, PL, E, F or Z mounts. Both come w/ Lifetime Warranties.
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
3 years
It appears the border control at #CDG is closed. Haven't moved a step in over 30 minutes. This is fucking ridiculous.
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@jon_prosser
jon prosser
5 years
I’ll just leave this here in case...
@jon_prosser
jon prosser
5 years
New, adjusted Apple dates! Apple Watch & iPad - Via press release - Week 37 w/c Sep 7 iPhone 12 event - Week 42 w/c Oct 12 iPhone 12 devices - Preorders week 42 w/c Oct 12 - Shipping week 43 w/c Oct 19 iPhone 12 Pro devices - Preorder and shipping in Nov (no exact date yet)
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
6 years
Pretty neat, this is something I've been searching for for a while for travel in an effort to reduce the number of cables I have to carry.
kickstarter.com
Fastest for both USB-C & USB-A Devices | 100W PD & QC | The Most Flexible Adapter | Ballistic-fiber [2m/6.5ft cable]
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
6 years
How to Survive Working From Home https://t.co/7jZT7ss5eS
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
6 years
Thanks @AmericanAir for nothing. Stood in one line for an hour only to be sent to a different queue with even fewer agents. This is why you lost my loyalty.
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
6 years
Check out Aero Precision's Monthly Rifle Giveaway!
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
6 years
Surprise surprise. @AmericanAir left CDG an hour late causing us to scramble to make our connection only to arrive at the gate to find AA is paralyzed by YET ANOTHER computer outage. This is one reason why American Airlines lost my loyalty.
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@tdlk
Dimitri John Ledkov
6 years
#Canonical engineers sprinting in Paris to deliver #Ubuntu 19.10 and plan Ubuntu 20.04 LTS features in Desktop, Security, FIPS, MAAS, IBM Power & Z, OpenStack, Certified Public Cloud Images, Linux kernel among many other things. https://t.co/czUWWAlrym
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
7 years
So to sum up the entire series of Game of Thrones: It’s like hours and hours of the most incredible and mind bending sex you’ve ever experienced only to go limp at the very end and realize your partner lost interest an hour ago and was faking the rest.
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
7 years
[Review] Courtyard Taipei, 4 star hotel on a 2 star budget.
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
7 years
meetfreshusa in #ChapelHill kills my diet but it is so good and I never get up here anyway. It’s a one time thing. But then I’m spending 11 days in #Taipei #Taiwan and it will be difficult…
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
7 years
Setting up KVM to PXE boot virtual machines from a local TFTP server https://t.co/K0XruXY3zZ
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
8 years
Dear @FedExHelp this is why I refuse to ship by @FedEx and hate sellers that do. Three days in Charlotte when I’m only two hours away? Send the damn package on and deliver it already. This is simply bullshit.
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
8 years
Installing Ubuntu 16.04.x with the HWE Kernel stack https://t.co/d5cRhHRoxf
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
8 years
So, anyone in the Austin area looking for a job? We're looking for a Partner Engineer that will primarily be located on-site at a partner lab in the Austin area with the chance of working from home occasionally.
lnkd.in
This link will take you to a page that’s not on LinkedIn
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@ubuntu
Ubuntu
8 years
Music for every moment. @Spotify is the world’s leading music streaming service that gives you access to millions of songs 🎧 🎶 Now available as a snap! snap install spotify https://t.co/ZFM2cF3t7y
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
8 years
The newest way @AmericanAir gleefully fucks it’s customers. And I mean fuck in that prison way. Welcome to American Airlines ConAir.
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@jdlane
Dread Pirate Jeff
8 years
What the fuck? I’m on one of the most modern passenger aircraft in the world, the A380-800, and it comes with those damned two pronged headphone jacks. Thank goodness for the Trailer Park Boys on my iPad.
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