I just received a bj while taking a dump. It was the best bj I’ve ever received! Will do again and I recommend it

Would you hold your girlfriends purse if her hands were full? I consider myself to be a gentleman but I could never do that! It would just feel awkward and wrong

We men do name our penises! Mine is Oscar

Sept 11, 1982: "Hard to Say I'm Sorry" by Chicago hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. #80s Held for 2 weeks.

On this date in 1976, CBS launched the summer variety series #JohnnyCashAndFriends, essentially a revival of #TheJohnnyCashShow with a greater emphasis on comedy. #JuneCarterCash and #SteveMartin were regulars, #RoyClark and #TanyaTucker guest starred on the first episode.

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Good morning y’all ☕️ Me: #coffeetime

What’s everyone doing this Monday night? #mondaythoughts

Good morning twitter people! Coffee time #GoodMorningTwitterWorld #GoodMorning

Night y’all this guy needs sleep

Good morning twitter people! It’s Sunday!

Me sitting in traffic right now 🤣 I’m impatient

Should I get a tattoo? Do you ladies love a man with tattoos? It will be my first #tattoo

Getting ready to shave here in a few minutes and realized I’m out of shaving cream. My girlfriend has some of hers in the shower we share but I’m NOT using that girly smelling stuff y’all! I just can’t do that. #dryshave time

Good morning! I’m awake!

Hanging out tonight in my #guysinsweatpants #hangingwiththefellers

Good afternoon to all the pretty, funny intelligent women of twitter

I’ve had more sugar than I normally ever have today. Me currently: #aguynamedjoe

I’m awake #needcoffee

Me currently #GoodMorningTwitterWorld #morningcoffee #manonamission