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Los Angeles California
Joined December 2010
Mistook Haley Joel Ostmont for Beans (Even Stevens) tonight :( Be careful out there folks.
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Some of the worst decisions of my life have been made at the Whole Foods hot bar.
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This airline told me to take my headphones out while taking off but let me land with my seat reclined and tray table down.
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I've seen the worst boomerangs. Some things don't need to be a gif.
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If I still use uber but demand to be surged priced does that make it ok?
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I hope your Christmas was as good as it was for this kid.
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I wanna do to pedal steel what George Washington Carver did to peanuts.
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JD is under 'best friends' on my snapchat, but he is also really good at tweaking his amp (pictured) now you know.
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If a devasting earthquake happened, as soon as it finished I'd ask the barber to finish my hair with scissors real quick.
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Whenever I go to the barber I fear that a massive catastrophe will happen & I'll have to fight to survive w/ a goofy, half complete haircut.
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I'd probably be pretty vain if Carly Simon wrote a song about me.
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Just found out my mom is on Twitter. Don't look for her, just know that from here on, all my tweets with her in mind.
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I'm such a forgettable person that my phone's touch ID doesn't even recognize me.
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