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If "First things first" is ever said and u say "I'm the realest" instead of "Rest in Peace Uncle Phil", then we can't be friends. *shrugs*
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Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian was asked about his team underachieving this season and said, "According to who?" When the reporter pointed out their preseason No. 1 ranking, he said that half of their schedule was against top-10 teams. Do you believe that Texas has
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Harvey Dent Two-Face suit😭
Mac Jones on if Brock Purdy is the starting quarterback for the 49ers: “They brought me here to play as a backup and that’s my job. Brock’s the starter of this team. Right now he’s dealing with something and for him to go out last week and play when you probably know he’s not at
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You know Quasimodo predicted all of this.
In one sentence, tell me you watch The Sopranos without telling me you watch The Sopranos.
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Future NBA product Desmond Watson @TJMaxxlover
Desmond Watson is 6'6" and weighs 464 pounds. He logged a higher vertical leap than Johni Broome 😅
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OVERRATE THAT 🗣️ Haliburton powers the Pacers past the Cavs to another Eastern Conference Finals appearance 🎯
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Barry Bonds
Bottom of the 9th, Game 7 of the World Series. Bases loaded, 2 outs, and your team is down by 1 Randy Johnson is on the mound. You have your choice of any hitter, of any era. Who gets the call?
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Need the Caddie’s hat like i need oxygen
It was 50 years ago at Augusta that the hardest photo in the history of golf was taken. Chi-Chi Rodriguez and his caddie at the 1975 Masters.
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Nico’s been having panic attacks all week leading up to this game only for Luka to drop a 30-piece caniac combo extra fries, extra toast, hold the cole-slaw in the first half i know he’s sick😭😭😭
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Responding “Gotta be Centel” when my wife tells me she’s been having an affair
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