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@jd_parke
JP
10 years
If "First things first" is ever said and u say "I'm the realest" instead of "Rest in Peace Uncle Phil", then we can't be friends. *shrugs*
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@jd_parke
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3 months
Pharisees having a discussion around the dinner table:
@Sp1thfc
☔️🫧☔️ #22 #6 out
3 months
Yeah no we can’t let this Jesus guy stay fit
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@jd_parke
JP
4 months
*whom
@orangebloods_
Orangebloods.com
4 months
Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian was asked about his team underachieving this season and said, "According to who?" When the reporter pointed out their preseason No. 1 ranking, he said that half of their schedule was against top-10 teams. Do you believe that Texas has
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@jd_parke
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6 months
Harvey Dent Two-Face suit😭
@Coach_Yac
Coach Yac 🗣
6 months
Mac Jones on if Brock Purdy is the starting quarterback for the 49ers: “They brought me here to play as a backup and that’s my job. Brock’s the starter of this team. Right now he’s dealing with something and for him to go out last week and play when you probably know he’s not at
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@jd_parke
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6 months
As a well-established and documented Hedo Turkoglu Truther that first card pull felt like a knife thru the heart💔
@Topps
Topps
6 months
Cooper Flagg tries to recognize players from the 2006 NBA…
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@LSUbaseball
LSU Baseball
9 months
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@LSUbaseball
LSU Baseball
9 months
THE TIGERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
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@CDonnick1
Carter Donnick
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@jd_parke
JP
10 months
You know Quasimodo predicted all of this.
@pityforyourself
633 Stag Trail Road 🤌
10 months
In one sentence, tell me you watch The Sopranos without telling me you watch The Sopranos.
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@jd_parke
JP
10 months
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@MLB
MLB
10 months
A touching pregame tribute on the @Phillies broadcast 🤣
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@jd_parke
JP
10 months
Future NBA product Desmond Watson @TJMaxxlover
@Underdog
Underdog
10 months
Desmond Watson is 6'6" and weighs 464 pounds. He logged a higher vertical leap than Johni Broome 😅
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@jd_parke
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10 months
@SportsCenter
SportsCenter
10 months
OVERRATE THAT 🗣️ Haliburton powers the Pacers past the Cavs to another Eastern Conference Finals appearance 🎯
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@themichaelcaine
Michael Caine
11 months
Jet
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@TheTrackMamba
Aaron Ernest
11 months
DEREK CARR RETIRES FROM FOOTBALL LETS CELEBRATE
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@jd_parke
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11 months
Barry Bonds
@OleTimeHardball
OldTimeHardball
11 months
Bottom of the 9th, Game 7 of the World Series. Bases loaded, 2 outs, and your team is down by 1 Randy Johnson is on the mound. You have your choice of any hitter, of any era. Who gets the call?
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@jd_parke
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11 months
Happy Christian Dior Denim Flow Day bro🫱🏽‍🫲🏻 @baptistnate
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@jd_parke
JP
11 months
15 years on this here app. I’m getting old man smh
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@jd_parke
JP
1 year
Need the Caddie’s hat like i need oxygen
@MikeBeauvais
Mike Beauvais
1 year
It was 50 years ago at Augusta that the hardest photo in the history of golf was taken. Chi-Chi Rodriguez and his caddie at the 1975 Masters.
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@jd_parke
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1 year
Nico’s been having panic attacks all week leading up to this game only for Luka to drop a 30-piece caniac combo extra fries, extra toast, hold the cole-slaw in the first half i know he’s sick😭😭😭
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@jd_parke
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1 year
I’m up eatin a fresh slice of that Key Lime Pie from Captain D’s
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@jd_parke
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1 year
Responding “Gotta be Centel” when my wife tells me she’s been having an affair
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