Jordan Teller
@jbteller
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Excel stuff. Former production professional. MBA. GW, UCLA alum. Father, apparently. RTs are either endorsements or sarcastic, you decide.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
The craziest thing about Trump firing artillery shells over California that damaged JD Vance's motorcade is it's not even the closest he's come to killing his own VP.
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Don’t you have a job? Why are you tweeting this shit from your official DoT account?
Men aren’t toxic and masculinity should be celebrated. Young men today should: ✅ Be responsible ✅ Respect women ✅ Get a job and work hard ✅ Go to church ✅ Be honorable Sad that this isn’t a no-brainer to leftists like @AOC!
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Why put this person on the air? There’s no reason to other than sensationalism. Please stop
Speaking to CNN today, George Santos said, "I don't know how much more humbled I can get before people believe I'm humble or remorseful"
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…yes?
Scott Bessent: Tariffs are not a tax, it's a surcharge...when you pay a fee for your driver's license, is that a tax? Is it?
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Why are they dying, Donald?
Q: What do you have to say to farmers who feel that the deal is benefitting Argentina more than it is them? TRUMP: Look, Argentina is fighting for its life, young lady. You don't know anything about it. You understand what that means? They are dying
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The Trump WH spent all weekend ripping Gavin Newsom for being concerned that this stunt by Hegseth and Vance could endanger people driving on one of the busiest highways in America. These idiots are going to get people killed.
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Your team could've: - Signed Blake Snell after he WON a Cy Young - Signed Freddie Freeman when ATL didn't want him - Traded for Tommy Edman when he was injured - Signed Teoscar Hernandez to a short deal - Picked up Max Muncy when he was released Be upset at YOUR owner 🤷🏽♂️
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He was convicted of creating a phony charity for the disabled and using the funds for his own personal slush fund. That’s what they’re celebrating.
Fox host: Congratulations on getting out. George Santos: “Thank you to President Trump for clemency and for having such an amazing will for second chances. I feel like it's justice served." https://t.co/WyN9c4As3a
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My dude…you are not making the USA Basketball team
Jaxson Hayes says he is pursuing a Slovenian passport to be able to play on the national team with Luka Doncic. Beyond the chance to play with Doncic, Hayes says his interest has been sparked by the fact that USA Basketball does not hold open tryouts — which he doesn’t agree with
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Oh I thought you were taking the “partisan crap” out of the military 🤡
Vance: I have been asked many times, why did I want to run for and become vice president? I wanted to serve Donald J. Trump.
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The government is shut down. Troops might not get paid. Healthcare is about to disappear for millions. And Mike Johnson is spending his time collecting signatures for Trump's Nobel Peace Prize.
Mike Johnson: "I think he greatly deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. In fact, Speaker Ohana of the Knesset and I have joined forces to collect as many signatures as we can from other leaders of parliaments around the free world to join us in co-nominating President Trump for the
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As the new and improved Bari Weiss-led CBS runs this puff piece on Kushner and Witkoff, the IDF all but declares that the Gaza ceasefire deal is dead.
Exclusive: Jared Kushner, President Trump’s son-in-law, and special envoy Steve Witkoff give a behind-the-scenes look at the tense moments leading up to the ceasefire and hostage deal after an Israeli bombing threatened to derail the agreement. “[Trump] felt like the Israelis
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That is called ethnic cleansing. Does your new Qatari jet fly to The Hague?
BARTIROMO: You said you wanted to develop Gaza. Do you have plans for that? TRUMP: I liked it as, like, freedom place you call it. And we would get all of the people that live there into decent homes throughout the region. Egypt has a lot of land, Jordan has a lot of land.
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Yes, there’s a reason. He’s a moron who doesn’t know shit about shit.
DOOCY: What do you think about a Russia to Alaska tunnel? SEN. JIM BANKS: Maybe it's something that's possible. I don't know. I'll defer to President Trump. I'm sure there's a reason he's raising that prospect. He's several steps ahead.
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Embarrassing. Not fit to be our leader in this moment. Profoundly useless.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries tells @JonKarl that he has not endorsed Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic candidate in the New York City mayoral race, but says he is looking forward to “continuing” conversations. Read more: https://t.co/wHsSsY4AJk
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A fucking joke, and his whole career will go down as gaslighting nonsense because of this.
Rand Paul on Trump calling him a "nasty liddle' guy": "I don't take it too seriously. I've known the president for over a decade. I've played golf with him many, many times. I enjoy his company. I think he's one of the best presidents if not the best president of my lifetime ...
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Time from prison cell to tv studio might break a record.
Fox: You were convicted of identity theft and wire fraud-- basically misusing the funds that donors have given to you for personal reasons. Why shouldn't you have served out your full term? George Santos: I understand people want to make this into 'he's getting away with it'.
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Kristi Noem has $0 for victims of Hurricane Helene in Western North Carolina who lost their homes but $172,000,000 to buy jets to ferry her around to pose for photo-ops.
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Bailout for Argentina while American farmers suffer. Health care costs soar as the super rich get more tax cuts. Out of control corruption. He and his family enrich themselves while pushing your cultural buttons with nonsense. Wake up MAGA. This is what Trump does to you.
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Reminder: The people who protect nukes may be furloughed bc of the shutdown bc they are not "essential." Donald Trump decided that whatever sweaty incel who made this *is* essential.
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