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Jordan Teller

@jbteller

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Excel stuff. Former production professional. MBA. GW, UCLA alum. Father, apparently. RTs are either endorsements or sarcastic, you decide.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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RT @madrid_mike: He’s trying to strike a chord and it’s probably A minor
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RT @GianmarcoSoresi: The GPS gonna be like “take the third reich”.
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RT @TVietor08: This is a great idea from @AOC and @RepJoeNeguse. Every Democrat should support it and run on it along with banning congress….
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Barry Bonds being celebrated in SF today, throws out first pitch
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RT @JosiahHawthorne: You'll have to speak louder, oh Homeland Security social media intern, I can't hear you over the sound of the unbearab….
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RT @gtconway3d: To be fair, they’re not trying to govern.
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RT @NoDemLeftBehind: Here’s Stephen Miller repeating Nazi rhetoric point by point:
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RT @TVietor08: Netanyahu has taken no responsibilities for his failure to prevent Oct 7th, has prolonged the war in Gaza for political purp….
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This is INSANE.
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Blake Harris
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Throw of the year from Michael Conforto 🎯.
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RT @scarylawyerguy: It's just wild to me that in 2016, Bill Clinton running into Loretta Lynch and making small talk w/her for 5 minutes wa….
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RT @KingJosiah54: FBI editing the Epstein prison video
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RT @ditzkoff:
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Jordan Teller
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How has the entire staff of @60Minutes not quit yet.
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Brian Stelter
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Confirming NYT's story: Paramount's owner-in-waiting, David Ellison, met with journalist entrepreneur Bari Weiss today about a possible tie-up between CBS News and her startup The Free Press
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RT @hmfaigen: He also earned the right to have a player option and he chose to opt in lol.
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If we don’t know it’s coming how can he be blamed for going on vacation
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Aaron Rupar
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"Cruz inserted language into the reconciliation bill that eliminates a $150m fund to 'accelerate advances & improvements in research, observation systems, modeling, forecasting, and dissemination of info to the public' around weather forecasting."
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RT @willmenaker: An American citizen visiting a foreign country is beaten to death by a gang of government backed thugs? I assume our gover….
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He should go to jail just for this.
@NYCMayor
Mayor Eric Adams
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Thank you for being brave enough to say it, Justin. It’s not clocking to a lot of people that we’re standing on business, making our city even safer and more affordable every day.
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RT @AmbassadorRice: This is literally superpower suicide. These are some of the most talented public servants doing critical work. Cham….
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RT @brianschatz: Trump is shredding our ability to respond to emergencies because a bunch of inexperienced kids looked at job descriptions,….
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Jordan Teller
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Does it speak in its original German or translated.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Try @Grok 4, especially our awesome new voice mode!
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