I like Jar-Jar Binks. I said it. Goofy ass princess had no political relationship with her neighbors and no strategy. This guy saved the day and gets nothing but hate.

Reminder that the things that cause you stress and strife and make you tired today, are the things you prayed for years ago. So quit bitching about your kids and go play with them in the yard.

The biggest scumbag you can think of in a song. Ill go first- Steve from "Stays in Mexico," by Toby Keith.

Periodically spending time in nature, especially camping or whatever your version of "roughing it" is, will remind you that: 1. You dont need as much as you think you need to be happy 2. You already have so much. Good for the soul for sure.

Who the hell decided we need to measure the performance of a toilet in billiards balls?

I've never known anyone cool enough to bust out a bottle of desk bourbon at work. Im not sure if im mad at real life for that or mad at Hollywood for creating that expectation. #worklife #movies #bourbon

We have a tendency to ridicule the monotony of our lives by joking about trash day. Don't measure your time in trash days. Measure your time in beach days, or whatever weekly source of happiness. If you dont have a weekly source, start there.

Thanks for following! I talk trash and I write books sometimes. #indieauthor #AmWriting

Don't take criticism from someone you wouldn't ask for advice.

Let your kids play in the dirt

Hes looked 35 since he was 14, how he looks 35 and hes 45. #Kyle #energydrink

We've been making fun of the Kyle look for 15 years but they look the same and I keep looking older.

Find you lovd as reliable as a 50-year-old man’s profile selfie. I'm outside. I’ve seen things. I might sell lawn equipment.

"Im lactose intolerant, not a coward. Dives into ice cream bowl."

I came to the relevation this morning while facing God and the morning sun, that im writing my books for my sons. Gotta hurry up and teach them how to read 📚 🤣 #literaryfiction #author

Not to be poetic, but just thanks for being here. 403 of you. That’s cool.

"We suffer more in imagination than in reality." - Seneca

314 followers. I assume the rest of the world is either asleep or not ready for short books about rebellion, God, and coffee. Their loss.

Writing all my books from my nuclear fallout shelter. #Adam #apocalypse #literaryagent

The Misanthrope's Lament #redemption #deeds #litfic #LiteraryFiction