I hate that this ai music is actually getting good

Caution! Do not take dietary advice from this guy

👏🏽 Post 👏🏽 sudoku 👏🏽 times 1s off fastest, 5 secs off my goal of sub 1:30 https://t.co/aK2qCJ69qs

Facilities just sent me an email asking why the server room temperature is set to 62°F. They said it's "excessive" and they want to raise it to 68°F to save on cooling costs. I replied with a six-paragraph email explaining "thermal load balancing," "equipment MTBF degradation,"

terrifying to think that with a suitable covering of synthetic skin, these machines could convincingly pass for any number of US senators and congress members

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This is big. Back when we all started with this Primal/paleo/real food stuff 20 years ago, did you ever think you'd see these words and phrases and recommendations in the USDA dietary guidelines? "Nutrient-dense" "Healthy fats from whole foods... eggs, seafood, meats, full-fat

The funniest thing is about to happen

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If you say "regime change" three times in a row, Lindsey Graham will pop out of the nearest closet to tell you about a random country he'd like to bomb

Introducing: The New Pyramid

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Introducing The New Pyramid https://t.co/lGnNsgwSgF

We hear the comments about left lane drivers. Most people don’t realize that OCSO deputies enforce Florida’s Left Lane Law. During stops like these, deputies explain why cruising in the left lane is not just frustrating for other drivers - but dangerous for everyone. The left

The 2.5 hour gap between these tweets just shows that the new world of software won’t be like the old one

Sorry babe we can’t afford to amazon dronedash any chipotle peptides tonight, Burkina Faso is still intact so the Polymarket wager went to zero

100X better than Beyonce covering Jolene

NOW: Leo XIV has closed the Holy Door of St Peter’s Basilica this morning. This was the final Holy Door remaining open Marks the end of the 2025 Jubilee Year, which drew 33 million people to Rome, according to Vatican stats.

“Wow, this is quite a situation” I see why people find claude so endearing lmao