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: ''you're such a mumbo'' / 16-17 / Polish-German Translator & Writer / Pacifist / i draw dilfs in my spare time lol / (admin for @SausageOOC )

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SHUT UP EVERYONE SAUSAGE CALLED ME AMAZING LET ME CRYYYYYYY AHSJFSJNHS slash gen
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Take a look at Tommy's 2022 Quote Book, WILBUR'S BIOGRAPHY. How eye-opening it is to see this description NOW.
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People making fun of Quackify for crying... shame on you. I would also sob if my best friend of 4 years, which I trust with my whole life and receive like the one below, turned out to be a manipulative, abusive a-hole.
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THERE'S EVEN MORE. The fact that Tommy put "I will never harm anyone or anything" and ended the whole analysis with: "Absolutely all of this is wrong" is uh...
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#Quackity : "Tell us more about yourself, Hugo" #LetsHugo : "I'm Hugo, 20 years old, no friends and lonely in an apartment" #Tubbo : "OH MY GOSH WE'RE SO SIMILAR?!!" DUO NAME FOR TUBBO AND HUGO. RIGHT NOW.
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"Real Life SMP" is this what you've got in mind
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@duckiowo yeahhh except we all took it as "a bit" and well, there's no use of blaming us for not realising he's actually a horrible person
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is it just me or
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#qsmp #QSMPPurgatory #qsmptheory SPENT WHOLE 6+ HOURS ANALYSING MOST OF THE POVS, STUDYING QSMP WIKI ON PURGATORY EVENT AND MEMBERS LORE. IF THIS BLOWS AND I'M RIGHT WITH AT LEAST 80% PROCEED TO CALL ME MATPAT OF THE QSMP /J (im genuinely so proud)
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Private quotes are going crazy rn
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i unironically want an ethobinder
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"scar, put your clothes back on"
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@VinnyyClub We all thought that, simply because other ccs and himself took it as "a joke". That's what he admitted to in his "apology", wilbur takes hurting people as fun...
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"i cried over empires s1 finale" empires s1 finale in question:
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let me casually summon two mootie fandoms with this picture LDShadowLady DanTDM
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@salemstarz_ the person having "grian" makes me imagine this comment being him scolding scar for dunno making tea in a microwave whatever could possibly piss him off so well
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For the folks out there... you do realise hermits share the posts with others, right? So to give you a scare... if Scar saw your tweet, there is a decent chance he wasn't the only one. Just putting it out in the wind... haha...
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@aethbeans
mj🚦— scar enthusiast
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infiltrated indeed mate🤨 tell me why we get a new scar jumpscare every week where he pops up out of nowhere
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Can we please talk about how brave Badlinu (and everyone) are, and how thankful we should be for Shelby opening the "closed" door for SA victims to share their stories? "And I thought I shouldn't talk about it because I'm a guy" SA can happen to anyone. Support victims.
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Do you think CCs discuss their active fans/artists on twitter with other CCs? Like, they see somebody post cool art, show them to each other and have a laugh (/pos)?
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@urdanone Absolutely agreed. Sending all love to people affected by Wilbur, I feel so ashamed for thinking this is all "jokes" and "bits". Yet at the same time, everyone ASSISTED these aren't serious, so is it actually our fault to believe? We're just fans. Stay safe out there :'))
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#QSMPPurgatory #teamSoulfire #hideduo #4halo #teaduo WE SAVED THEM ALL WE SAVED THEM FROM HOMOQSMPHOBIA !!!!!!!!🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂💙💛
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chat can we remind martyn of this tweet
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lookalikes (except there's a catch...)
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@hugz4eefo
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 buggie!! 🍉
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lookalikes.
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#qsmp #QSMPPurgatory #qsmpmeme #qsmptrousers #qsmptubbo #tubbo Little man didn't get his egg, guess Trousers will replace the parental gap then...
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@SublimeSerpent Did you miss out on EVERYTHING Shelby pointed out about Wilbur's behaviour? Did you actually get what I pointed out HERE? Wilbur admitted that he only cares about fame and money, and he hurt Tommy several times, including all his friends and obviously, Shelby. That's my point.
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@plantdude8000 Mate. I feel ashamed for not noticing it now, but at the same time, we can't blame each other as we were told BY THE CCS that this is all "funny jokes and bits". Plus considering Tommy's humour, if he didn't express concern, why us, fans, would?
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Posted this on my instagram story and I'll post it here. #CaitibugzzSupportSquad #ShelbySupportSquad #AliceSupportSquad i hope this hairline losing narcissistic r**pst fake money d sucking b*th gets his deserved, miserable fate.
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new sparkbird lore just dropped
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@qcellfoosh Ik it's meant to be a joke but how come not knowing a word in English be considered "uncultured"??? Not everybody has to know the whole vocabulary, especially if it's a second/third etc language????
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#mythicalsausage explaining that name is certainly an experience...
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@Mythicalsausage hashtag supporting small streamers✨✨
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@SolidarityCoUK @Smajor1995 @Smallishbeans Hmm... Perhaps. How about THIS? I don't think my eyes deceive either of us this time, ay, Jimmy?? 👀👀
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@PeterLukas1957
Peter Lukas
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Love my boat. Not like my bitch of an ex husband. He could never be my boat.
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Summoning (most) mooties Hot Guy Ethubs Flower Husbands Rendog Hideduo Samgladiator Joel Smallishbeans LDShadowLady Tazercraft Tubbo Divorce quartet PearlescentMoon Zedaph (Toy Sheriff) Jimmy Solidarity Ranchers Outsiders Owen Duality duo Crosslife DDVAU ZITS
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@CellbitENG CALMA PAC.... CALMA...
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LMAOOO THEY GOT MUMBO JUMBO?????
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Thank you both for that BRUTAL honesty and not holding back on the topic #SupportShubbleSquad
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@SolidarityCoUK bold of you to put scott, the last man standing in each life series, in "die" category LOL
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Skins for Team "Aqua Axolotls" in the Upcoming MCC!! - retweets, quotes and comments appreciated! (download in replies + please read notes below) [ #mcyt #mcc #minecraftchampionship #mythicalsausage #petezahhutt #captainsparklez #fwhip #mcskins ]
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@MMGMagic Pardon? I was talking about PEOPLE who mocked Quackity for crying, there was no statement Wilbur did. You must've understood something falsely...
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@GABIISSORRY Precisely, that's what Tommy wrote about ("Wilbur's brain, written by Tommy", where he writes the opposite of what is actually true). Which proves our and Shelby's point. All he cares is fame and money.
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girls be like "i know a spot" and then take you here
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@starfI1ght it's like saying you hate chocolate while eating a whole bar
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@aethbeans i'm trying to think of any positive aspect about this setup yet it seems to get even WORSE
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GERMAN QSMP TWT YOU WERE RIGHT HUGO IS SO HILARIOUS I ADORE THAT GUY?!!!!!
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Quick note before someone does that, please don't call Cellbit "Asexual King" or whatever these terms are. He was forced to come out to prove the allegations are false and fake. Simply show support by accepting him in the community, respect his identity and move on!!!
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I'll be the one keeping Luzu lore safe and sound from now on :] Keep out for future updates !! (going absolutely crazy)
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receive messages*
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casually stealing my mooties' screenshots because
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@Slipperman_1 Oh, you're right!! But if you think about it NOW... it makes the situation even WORSE to consider
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Owen, a PG youtuber, calling Wilbur a shithead on stream will surely remain in my head for a while
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ANNOYING "FANS" STOP SNOOPING IN PEOPLE'S PRIVATE LIVES CHALLENGE FAILED
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qrt this post with ur fav duo that u NEVER see anyone talk abt let me continue with box boys. any box boys enjoyers in the chat?
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@cubicore
cubi !! 🧊🐕/📻🛹
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qrt this post with ur fav duo that u NEVER see anyone talk abt i'll start with doublewood my lovelies
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@lastedlife I WILL *NEVER* FORGET THE TENSION BETWEEN ANGEL!SAUSAGE AND VAMPIRE!SCOTT GOASHHDHSGGS
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@bubblescrumbles You know, considering this all lines up with what Shelby, Billzo and other YOUNG creators associated with Wilbur said, and knowing how Tommy was (and still kind of is), these might've been actual "jokes" telling us the truth
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I'M AN IDIOT.
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@SolidarityCoUK bold of you to put scott, the last man standing in each life series, in "die" category LOL
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@pwiffi we just. starve. rewatch old content. cry. wait. beg martyn to randomly drop watchers lore. bait jimmy into leaking some future life series ideas. and the list goes on.........
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@limitedlifejoel BETTER NOW THAN NEVER📢💥‼️‼️
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I HAVE NO WORDS AS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH THAT MENTALLY HURT ME
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Sending hugs to my lvjytwt/wilburtwt mooties, y'all definitely need it rn...
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@sabiralangevin LEAVE PIX OUT OF THIS HE'S HAS ENOUGH MATE
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#qsmp #qsmpfred #qsmptubbo #frubbo Average day of a Frubbo enjoyer
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@bees_are_cool There you go :)) feel free to analyse it (also "Absolutely all of this is wrong" text under everything is Wilbur's font)
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@Mythicalsausage "are we obsessed with each other in another universe?" the other universe:
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our favourite (non)latinas
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Who in the Life Series has my handwriting?
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@scapehook
ray ! 🌟🌴
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Who in the life series has my handwriting 😋😋😋
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🇵🇸‼️DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE‼️🇵🇸 🇵🇸PEOPLE ARE DYING 🇵🇸PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING 🇵🇸DON'T STAY SILENT, PLEASE!!!! 🇵🇸ANY SLIGHTEST MENTION CAN HELP, ANYTHING!!!! 🇵🇸🍉‼️‼️
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"HE'S GAY AND BOTOM" LMFFAOOAJDH PLEASE GET OFF INTERNET 2020 NERD
@mayoojar
mayo | SUPPORT VICTIMS
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i think we can all agree tiktok fans are the worst part of the mcyt fanbase because what is this 💀
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@F1owerHusbands rizz moments compilation when
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@lvjyholic Like father like son(daughter)!!!
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he's my transition goals people the way i would murder to look like this
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HEAR ME OUT flower husbands but scott remembers Jimmy (as a winner), meanwhile Jimmy's memory has been erased life series headcanon
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catsandbox( on a break )
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I rlly like this ship dynamic
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@pacemikewow MANOOOO TAZERCRAFT YEAAA But I also think it might be Fred related?? Like green for Toby, blue for Fred...
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thought "jirsty" name is bad? combine joel and skizz together.
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#minecraftsos sausage i don't make the rules
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@slimeguyethan @frozensky02 OH MY GOD SO I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THIS....(so sorry don't block me😔😔😔😔)
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Mint choco ice-cream doesn't taste like toothpaste and is actually elite
@tetebbi
luna⁷ (slow)
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whats your food opinion that can end up like this?
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i'm STEALING this haircut for my future sausage drawings
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Hold on I want to check something Hot Guy
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Birch is a really good-looking building material, people just can't use it properly.
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What Minecraft opinion will have you like this?
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Can someone invite me to an SMP I need to get the minecrafter rust off of me...
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all it takes is to say "i don't like desert duo" and traffictwt is on fire
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Trigger an entire fanbase in just one sentence
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"Maybe I Was Boring" lyrics. I'll just leave it.
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// abuse for people quick to accept his statement about biting please do watch shelby talk about it!!!
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looking for a sugar daddy to buy me smajor merch who's up slash j
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@Nullificatlon "eggpire lore was borin-" oh right, 'cause sleeping princess, daddy issues pyromaniac and green prison blob was better
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#piratessmp the smp i hate with great passion can you tell
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I ALMOST SMASHED MY PHONE TO BITS LMFAOSJSU MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING AT HOW SHOCKED I AM
@BurritoRiv
BurritoRiv 🇵🇸 🍉
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////NAME MC SPOILERS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS WHAT THE FUCK #traffictwt
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the new skin is truly a delight!! (psppss follow me for more sausage art) #minecraftsos #minecraftsosfanart #mythicalsausagefanart
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tw: slav3ry, kidn @pping humans across the sea to reproduce with bread in an unhealthy environment, and then force them to work for me with no upper payment guess what i'll be doing in my minecraft world today!
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〖 🌕🌱〗Javier!?🍉
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I'M NOT TRYING TO "ERASE" BAGHERA FROM LORE (yesterday's events with the red team which I found out through comments rn), NOT PUTTING BAGHS AND ROIER WAS A PURE OVERSIGHT AS I EXPLAINED... I'M SO SORRY IF THIS CAME OUT AS SMTH AGAINST BAGHS. WE STAN OUR QUEEN‼️‼️
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〖 🌕🌱〗Javier!?🍉
9 months
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE MOST UNLUCKY YET LUCKY IDIOT IN TJE UNIVERSE, AY, ME????
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