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“In entering a church of a different denomination from the one you have been in the habit of frequenting, ask the sexton to show you to a seat. It is the height of rudeness to enter a pew without invitation, as the owner may desire, if her family do not require all the seats, to

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“In France, where civility is imbibed with mother’s milk and politeness is found in every class, the people do not brush rudely by each other in the streets, nor shove passers-by out of one’s way, nor kick them into the path of onrushing hansoms, nor spit in the eye of the man

“If you receive an impertinent letter, treat it with contempt; do not answer it. If it is openly insulting – mockingly comparing your face to a desiccated landscape pocked with craters from species-destroying meteors flung from the outer reaches of the cosmos for the single

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“Punctuation is another very important point in a letter, because it not only is a mark of elegance and education to properly punctuate it, but the omission of this point will inevitably confuse your correspondent. To wit: If subtlety is demanded for legal considerations, you

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“Avoid making any noise in eating, even if each meal is eaten in a solitary state. It is a disgusting habit, and one not easily cured if once contracted, to make any noise with the lips when eating. You might well think (albeit stupidly) that if you're alone, what could it

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“Never attempt any dance with which you are not perfectly familiar. Nothing is more awkward and annoying than to have one dancer, by his ignorance of the figures, confuse all the others in the set, and certainly no man wants to show off his ignorance of the steps of a round dance

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“To watch the servants, or appear uneasy, lest something should go wrong, is excessively ill-bred, and if any accident does occur, you only make it worse by noticing it. To reprove or speak sharply to a servant before your guests, manifests a shocking want of good breeding. Wait,