Jason Horner
@jasonhorner
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Global Thought Leader and International Man of Leisure - Someday the mountain might get him but the law never will.
Colorado
Joined April 2008
I think I've seen this film before And I didn't like the ending I'm not your problem anymore So who am I offending now? You were my crown Now I'm in exile seein' you out
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Turns out building a high performance distributed compute engine on JVM with bailing wires like apache spark was a bad idea after all #shocked
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guide to scale yourself: 1. find valuable things to do 2. find a person that's good at that kind of thing 3. tell them about it 4. let them do it
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Map the future of William F. Hayden Park! 🥾 Join staff and the consultant team at Green Mountain Recreation Center on Thursday, Dec. 18 from 5:30 to 7 p.m. to celebrate the popular park, review preliminary concepts, and share your input. 👉 Learn more: https://t.co/5frMhTVUMm
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Yes this is super annoying @JohannesVink I think there might be a tenant level setting to disable this but it shouldn't be on by default this is user hostile design
Dear Microsoft, please keep the Azure portal professional and do not add spam to it. Thanks.
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after years of being frustrated with azure support I finally realized that MINDTREE doesn't have real employees, it is just a poorly written prompt
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Just why? The implementation is terrible and its simply not cost effective for 80% of the use cases
Have questions about SQL database in Fabric? Ask here! https://t.co/noWFR48BUJ
#FabricCommunity #AzureSQL
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ooh I bet @MMarie would have a field day with this one.. only missing a pie chart
New database leaderboard from @YellowbrickData ranks the quality of DBMS optimizer estimates and plans. They only evaluate TPC-H for now and report results for Postgres + DuckDB + MSSQL: https://t.co/IfoLlQ1wX5 Repo: https://t.co/UiT8M0YBrt LinkedIn Group: https://t.co/YMwbZV5Zvt
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Really love how much Justin Martin covers Power BI internals here https://t.co/5Zl2e4QSD7 Thanks @PawarBI for hosting
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Nice!
TIL there is a global mute shortcut in Windows 11! Windows+Alt+K I looooooove it.
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It agentic... boogie woogie
Today we are launching my favorite feature of ChatGPT so far, called Pulse. It is initially available to Pro subscribers. Pulse works for you overnight, and keeps thinking about your interests, your connected data, your recent chats, and more. Every morning, you get a
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💡 @tlberglund and I talk every day about strategy, priorities, and growing people. But this one’s different. This time, we recorded it. Join us for a candid conversation on the project that turned out to be truly career-defining. 🎙️
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One week to go! 🚨 The #DeltaLake ecosystem has grown increasingly complex, with fragmentation across engines. The new Delta Rust kernel streamlines this landscape—delivering centralized, high-performance functionality and enabling key features like column mapping and deletion
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Shamelessly stolen from ig: do UK websites use biscuits? 🇬🇧
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The open agentic web stack is here. Discover how open standards fuel agility, security, and innovation in Part 7 of our Agent Factory series. Don’t miss the finale:
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Find out how the agentic web stack—a cohesive, interoperable ecosystem—can help you fully harness the potential of AI agents.
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🚀 November is coming fast! Join Microsoft 365 experts at @TechCon365 Dallas (Nov 3–7). Learn the latest on AI + Copilot across the Microsoft 365 ecosystem. Register: https://t.co/hpI549sanH
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