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Jason Horner

@jasonhorner

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Global Thought Leader and International Man of Leisure - Someday the mountain might get him but the law never will.

Colorado
Joined April 2008
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@jasonhorner
Jason Horner
4 years
I think I've seen this film before.And I didn't like the ending.I'm not your problem anymore.So who am I offending now?.You were my crown.Now I'm in exile seein' you out.
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Jason Horner
2 days
Call me strange but using the word "unsanctioned" in a ADO ticket has sparked joy today.
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Jason Horner
11 days
LPT: if you start watching Season 1 of stranger things on oct 23rd and watch 1 episode a day you will be caught up by the time episode 1 of S5 drops.
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Jason Horner
12 days
A reminder: your best ability is availability.
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Jason Horner
12 days
RT @YatesSQL: No oneโ€™s handing you momentum - you create it. Ignore the noise, fuel the fire, and move with purpose. Whether itโ€™s chaos orโ€ฆ.
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Jason Horner
13 days
"I'm abnormal maybe less than normal even" -@AndyLeonard Data Philosopher.
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Jason Horner
21 days
RT @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R: believeThem
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23 days
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Jason Horner
23 days
RT @GonzoHacker: Sama coded
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Jason Horner
1 month
RT @Interruptweets: Happy birthday Say It Out Loud ๐ŸŽ‚
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Jason Horner
1 month
Missing T-SQL notebooks now that Azure Data Studio is going away? Me too. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ฅ Letโ€™s ask for notebook support (T-SQL, PowerShell, Python) in SSMS 21 โ€” perfect for runbooks, demos, and docs-with-code. ๐Ÿ“’. ๐Ÿ‘‰ Upvote here: #SQLServer #SSMS #DataPlatform.
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Jason Horner
1 month
RT @nate_postlethwt: The person who traumatized you does not have the answers to how you heal. Not their explanation, their apology, or theโ€ฆ.
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Jason Horner
1 month
RT @nixcraft: Do you agree with this? ๐Ÿค”
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Jason Horner
1 month
RT @GonzoHacker: Eating a twizzler is at best a marginally better experience than not eating a twizzler.
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Jason Horner
1 month
Wow looks like a few stops in Denver. defintely going to try and check this out!.
@EffinBirds
Effin' Birds
1 month
The world is a shitbarge right now, but I drew a little dog. Come see me in Newmarket, Englewood or Denver. Details and even more tour stops:
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Jason Horner
1 month
RT @TheDatanista: ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ปWelcome to Denver Dev Day, Colorado's premier, local community-organized developer event. ๐–๐‡๐„๐: Friday, June 27, 20โ€ฆ.
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Jason Horner
1 month
โ€œWhen all is said and done, thereโ€™s nothing left to say or do. โ€œ - Daryl Dawkins.
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Jason Horner
2 months
Yes! this is the great AI cloud monetization hustle. imagine if you were charged for each use of spell check or intelisense.
@AdiPolak
Adi Polak
2 months
The future is : .Token per dollar per watt ๐Ÿ”ฅ.
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@jasonhorner
Jason Horner
2 months
This guy donuts.
@way0utwest
way0utwest ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ (He/Him/His)
2 months
@jasonhorner Every day is donut day.
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Jason Horner
2 months
RT @ash_lmb: If you know, you know.
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