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Asked the waitress here in El Salvador for a fork and knife for my pupusa and she laughed
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When my job hired me I lied and said I spoke Spanish and I’ve been bullshitting this whole time. My manager just asked me to translate for a patient in front of her. My cover has been blown bye
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I PASSED MY DRUG TEST !!! Going to celebrate by getting high as hell
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I bought my father tickets to go see Los Tigres del Norte tonight and that fat fuck went to El Salvador to spend Valentines Day week with his Salvi putas smh
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AAAAA MANÁ IS COMING TO DC I’ve always wanted to hear Mariposa Traicionera live
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Deny a Manassas man sex and he gunna tell the whole world him and his friends hit. Y’all make me sick
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If we’re in the car and you start playing Rod Wave or JuiceWorld we are never hanging out again
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My mom used her Tacoma to pull my car out of a ditch cause I spun out and I had to see that shit on the news just now. embarrassing
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I GOT A 100 ON MY EXAM like wow I can’t believe I was w someone who called me a stupidass bitch in front of his family for doing hw and would tell me my psych degree didn’t mean shit. Now I’m excelling in nursing school! Love this 4 me fr
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Let me just say that my new year starts today. I don’t even want to talk about January
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Today’s Meal: Honey & Garlic Glazed Salmon w Hassle back Potatoes and Rice
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Burrito in question
Only I would be baking brownies from scratch and making gigantic burritos at this time of night
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My coworker just asked me if I was having tamales for Thanksgiving. Girl I should report you for even asking me some shit like that. No I’m not eating fucking tamales
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plane tickets to El Salvador are so cheap i’m about to fly out there and surprise my dads side of the family. Even though he told them I died lmaO
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Catch a man in a lie and he’ll start crying and say he miss his grandma like boy fuck you and your granny
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my mans left his chain around my neck. I’m about to hop in the shower and see if this bitch is fake
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Bought myself dinner and saved it for when I was done hitting the gym. I just got home and someone ate that shit. I’m hiding everyone’s car keys till someone confesses. like WHYYYYYFUCK
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omg head hanging off the bed is so fire
Y’all ain’t grown till you lay on your back & he fuck your mouth 😂😂😂
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My dreams never make any sense. I dreamt that Mr.Miller from SMS and Remy from Ratatouille were teaching a class on how to make mac and cheese
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Life update: living in an RV on the beach for the next couple of weeks
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can’t wait for quarantine to be over so I can “omg can you teach me how to drive stick ?“ my way into sum dick
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seeing so many people come together for Jason tonight was beautiful and something I will never forget.🕊❤️
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I GOT INTO THE RN PROGRAM. FUCK ALL OF YALL WHO USED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ME IN SCHOOL. FUCK ALLLL OF YALL AND YOUR MOMS AAAAAAAAAH very proud of myself
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Some of ya’ll pop fake percs but getting the vaccine is where you draw the line. We’re doomed
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Why did my father just show me his new rifle and Glock. Like bro go stand outside the sev and get a JOB
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He tried to convince me his phone dm’d girls on its own
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i’ve never been in a serious relationship and I think I am going to die single
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Man I really need to get a gun cause why did I just follow this man home for cutting me off on the road w no other plan like girl
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i’m trynna see what my glow in the dark nails look like around someone’s dick <3
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I am so exhausted of this “ if i’m not in class then i’m at work “ routine. Just hope it’s all worth it in the end
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another night of going to sleep in my king sized bed with no king </3
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Nooo I canceled my engagement party then had my family and I ghost him and his fam only for me to run into them while I’m on vacation
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I don’t even live in NoVa anymore yet some of you love to bring me up any chance you get... to the weirdos who said they hit when they didn’t, die. to the slimey fuck who sexually assaulted me my senior year, die. y’all got me perplexed !
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bring back social distancing. I’m tired of hearing people moan right next to me at the gym
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I love being a morning person but god damn sometimes I want to know how it feels to not wake up before 7am
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I’m the only one in my family that knows how to cook. Pray for me tomorrow
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the hyper sexuality that comes w being sexually abused especially when you were only a child, is not talked about enough
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sometimes when my bf is running late I convince myself it’s cause he’s surprising me with flowers. wrong
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