jasmine
@jasminecoded_
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Made in Silicon Valley, programmed to love Steph Curry
SF/NYC
Joined February 2021
Growing up in Silicon Valley, I believed tech was meant to democratize opportunity and accelerate human progress. The early ethos of the Valley wasn’t just about building profitable products, but about shifting the trajectory of lives and societies. There was idealism, for sure,
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Steph Curry is the most exciting, entertaining athlete I’ve ever seen and I don’t think anyone else will come close in my lifetime
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I may be losing fantasy basketball but I’m winning my Kalshi trades
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Ok can everyone stop liking my Central Park pics and like my other posts I’m also funny
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Just buy high and sell low. Why is everyone so scared
JUST IN: Stock market is now in "extreme fear"
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The bar is so low that we’re actually having serious discussions about why rage baiting and cheating are bad
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Dating docs are cute but have you tried instant rejection through DMs
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Can we bring back Twitter circle so I can tweet for only one person
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By the way I’m absolutely dominating fantasy basketball by the way btw
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Every single Steph play in this Olympics game
What's the single most athletic play in sports history?
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Yeah totally agree, people who mention meeting celebs are so cringe. Anyway I saw Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore last night and it was my second time meeting Adam this year
I think the worst part about becoming popular or even a celebrity is that there’s always going to be some random person trying to associate themself to you by using the most insignificant and unmemorable fragment of your existence
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I PREDICTED THIS ON KALSHI
🚨 KALSHI AND GOOGLE FINANCE PARTNER TO ADD PREDICTION MARKETS
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Y’all ever meet the love of your life and then boom you meet another one
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I was joking I’m not going to start one please stop unfollowing me
What if I started a podcast? Nobody has done it before
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