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@jaredsgilbert

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Son of God, infrequent poet, baby-whisperer, hat-wearer. Sarcasm is my love language. (he\his)

Chicago, IL
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'But, masters, remember that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass.'.
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'I'll have your most eleven-dollar wine.' #saysmyson.
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'This is the kinda music I'd listen to if I wanted to drink absinthe. Or contract gonorrhea.' #saysmyson.
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'It's like David Lynch working in a diner.' #saysmyson.
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'Temu James Bond.' #saysmyson.
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'Its's the Golden Girls of cruise lines.' #saysmyson.
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All I said was, 'I have a twenty-year-old son', and my back went out.
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RT @ShaneClaiborne: Check out this little 3 min piece on why we turn guns into garden tools. Here’s the link to support our work at @rawt….
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RT @guilhernunes_: So many friends here
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RT @davenewworld_2: A 17-year-old girl in Colorado was allegedly raped multiple times at the house of a police chief, and when a local outl….
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RT @ZachWLambert: β€œThe faith that shapes tomorrow is on the other side of us choosing to theologize a lil’ bit bigger.”. My friend and brot….
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RT @BerniceKing: Dear politicians/political influencers:. When you evoke my father this #MLKDay, remember that he was resolute about eradic….
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RT @iamccda: Show us how to wholly welcome disabled bodies in our churches, homes, and communities. Teach us to better honor them for their….
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RT @NourNaim88: My family members, those whose bodies were recovered from under the rubble:. - Dr. Samaah Naim and her 9-month-old daughter….
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RT @GlennyRodge: β€œForgive me, I’m a terrible flort”. β€œDon’t you mean flirt?”. *starts florting*. β€œOMFG. WTF is that?!”.
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Big @liminalreal energy.
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RT @ecomarxi: If we can’t collectively end this ethnic cleansing and genocide, I don’t think there’s a strong moral case for preventing the….
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RT @MosabAbuToha: β€˜You Carry Your Home With You’: A Palestinian Poet’s Journey Out of Gaza. This is the most powerful short film I can ask….
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RT @KenKovacs: The light still shines. ⁦@BrianZahnd⁩ your ears might have been burning on Christmas Eve. #christmastide .
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The light illumines the darkness so that the darkness can become light; not to vanquish the darkness but to disarm it.
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RT @DrJADunne: I wish weird dreams came with footnotes so you could check your subconscious’s sources.
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