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@jaredcoleman_

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@ConnorEatsPants
connor
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bitch @JDVance
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@Jerma985
Jerma
3 years
My clocks were set 46 min slow fucking missed this shit. Fuck this. Fuck this stupid holiday
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@SciFiArchives
Sci-Fi Archives
2 months
Alien design for Arrival (2016)
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@jaredcoleman_
jared
2 months
I had a similar reaction in my theater but it was just my brother and I whispering to each other Him: "don't fucking say it 🙄" Me, excited at the potential for the dumbest thing possible: "say it, say it, say it 😈"
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SomeFunniThing
2 months
Never forget that this movie gave us one of the funniest movie theater recordings ever
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jared
2 months
Bro 9 people saw this aint no way I'm not shadowbanned here lmao
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jared
2 months
Hey twitter I almost never post here anymore, my @ is the same everywhere else and I post stuff like this on ig and tiktok follow me there if you wanna :)
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jared
2 months
I log on, I see diy twitter is angry at itself again, I log off
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@RETRIBUTION178
RETRIBUTION NETWORK
2 months
THE STORY SO FAR at FTC 2025🧸
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jared
2 months
this makes me ridiculously happy
@RETRIBUTION178
RETRIBUTION NETWORK
2 months
THE STORY SO FAR at FTC 2025🧸
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@jaredcoleman_
jared
3 months
I still think about watching TSSF from side stage sometimes
@jaredcoleman_
jared
2 years
Thinking about playing IFL last year and how I was side stage for my favorite band AND also played the same stage as them earlier that day. Wild experience tbh
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@PresidentToguro
President-Elect Toguro
3 months
He knew
@berniesjohnson
bernie johnson
6 years
@scott61077769 @tittyclip_ HE ISNT THROAT GOAT!!! Trump could throat more than him any day!!
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@JeremysRevival
Jeremy 🪩✨🍒
4 months
@BulwarkOnline
The Bulwark
4 months
Reporter: “The president posted on True Social that the voting underway in California is ‘rigged.’ What evidence does he have of that?” Leavitt: “There’s fraud in California’s elections. It’s just a fact.” Reporter: “What’s the evidence of that, though?” Leavitt: “It is just a
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@jack_luddy
jackierích o'luddshaw
5 months
this lined up ridiculously well, im astonished
@johnny_tmanV2
PT: Psycho Tman
5 months
the aunt gladys introduction scene from weapons but it plays london bridge by fergie
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@sosaysthesword
dean’s hotdog pants
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live footage of the rapture
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@IlhanMN
Ilhan Omar
5 months
Data isn’t vibes. If you need vibes, check out the hate filled comments the rightwing will leave on this post and all my posts.
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@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
6 months
not this diva speaking out omfg😭
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@jaredcoleman_
jared
6 months
"Old people's skin sags because it is being pulled towards the underworld" -Bo Burnham
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
6 months
Trump at a 9/11 commemoration
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jared
6 months
Hey so this is terrifying
@kenklippenstein
Ken Klippenstein (NSPM-7 Compliant)
6 months
President Trump hints at counter-terrorism style response to the assassination of Charlie Kirk, vowing to find "each and every one of those who contributed to this atrocity and to other political violence, including the organizations that fund it and support it"
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@localchaos_
✨localchaos✨
6 months
Please note I do not advocate for the killing of people simply for their beliefs. However, when someone’s actions result in the harm of other people is the point where I start to stop feeling so bad about their death.
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@jaredcoleman_
jared
6 months
I do wanna make myself clear; this is NOT a call for empathy. He is a stain on American politics. What I AM saying is many of you clearly are not principled enough to be consistent on issues such as gun violence and the ramifications of it.
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