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I have returned - prepare for some Twitter wit(ter)

Soothing the Sunday night blues doh @AnnieMac

There are few things worse than the Sunday night fear/hang/insomnia I experience each week religiously #lemmesleep

@KathleenKing92 just got to work and realised I've left my laptop at home #lifelow

@KathleenKing92 shitting kittens? Your so charming. Hope your feelin better http://t.co/wrRvxof3H5

Tired all weekend then when I go to try sleep on Sunday I can't sleep #classic #wheresellsvalium

Yesssss bowie #BBCMusicAwards

On it with Blanche @emily_rodgers3 #hbd http://t.co/uZX2AXqfNh

Dear Santa can I pleaseeeeee have a sausage dog for Christmas 💜💙💚

Tooooo early 😫

All packed for London - do not want to start work :( :( #justwanttobeagreaser #greasemister

Cannot deal with this buffering malarkey while watching shit on my laptop @virginmedia is literally so slow and crap

Jesus. There is a guy in my class wearing a feathered earring. I'm all for being inclusive but it looks shit.

Well well well.. we know who Fraser McFall won't bring to his formal.. Tory Lougheed apparently made a FORMAL whitey.. pun intended.. again

And the scariest Halloween costume of 2014 goes to @rossmccarey463 #zombieofmothertheresa @KathleenKing92 #DTC http://t.co/2Bs4HrYYCb

The highly anticipated 'care package' from my mum is worse than something you would send to the shoebox appeal #gutted

My toes are saeeee cold they feel like little ice cubes