And yet I fight this battle all alone

Pretty shitty that I just had the conversation with my bother and his family about not inviting our dad to Christmas this year.

I only eat at fast food restaurants cause they are the only "restaurants" where I dont feel like a complete loser eating alone 😂😂

I need a hot goth gym baddy to tell me to get my ass to the gym. I definitely go then

Bring back low cut jeans and whale tails 👌👌👌

If this gets 10k retweets, we’ll start giving away free guns.

We got a company bought pizza lunch for getting 100 days accident free except they got the pizza 2 hours before our shift so it's been sitting for 2 hours before we got here and no one wants it 😂😂😂

Starting to realize that being nice and a good person literally has zero benefits

Gotta love waking up to a $6500 bonus 😎😎

🎶 Daddy’s home… Hey, hey, hey, Daddy. President Donald J. Trump attended the NATO Summit in The Hague, Netherlands.

This that heat you really can't trust a fart in

I had to take some moderately hard testing to get my job. Well they lowered the standard to get more employees so now I'm stuck training a 20 year old kid that doesn't know his left from his right....

Really been thinking about completely crashing out lately

Mocking the fake space girls isn't going away or ending anytime soon

I volunteered to work tomorrow without looking at the weather. I fucked up.

People who microwave fish in the work break room are so fucking disrespectful

Just told my dad to fuck off and never talk to me again. So how is everybody else's day going? 😅😅

My dad is the biggest fucking douchebag I've ever met.

Haven't said more than 5 words to my dad over the last 3 years. Now he's about to riding in my truck for an hour with me to my nephews birthday. This outta be fun

Been alone for so long that being with someone scares the shit outta me

Don't tell me if I'm dying, cause I don't wanna know