Created https://<elephantsite>.world/@jamesmtbkr just so I can follow https://<elephantsite>.social/@elonjet.

Me: wow, this show sucks My boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference call

Theater people: We all just lost our jobs for the next few months, so let’s sew face masks for nurses to help out. Wall Street: Our profits have slightly decreased for a week, so can we just let millions of people die already?

https://t.co/KQviUFIMbK

"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." 🏡

"For God's sake Judy, this isn't about YOU."

Let your backyard go to shit and it turns into a regular Wild America out there. #possum

2007 FACEBOOK: Hey, give us all kinds of personal data about yourself. Do it all the time for free. Then we'll have it. SOCIETY: Okay. ... 2018: SOCIETY: HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

Kara always does her Kindergarten best and is a good friend to everyone. She’s the #GoodNewsCallOfTheDay

Mini fridge, where you keep your beer and apparently your stuffed animals.

Hmm. There’s gotta be a typo or something.

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

Age group most opposed to single-payer is the one that already has it (those age 65+).

Canucks rookie Brock Boeser says “you know” 45 times in 3-minute interview: https://t.co/hT47mWPh2B

@ThisIsMPah Try the https://t.co/t8uVHDohI3 browser extension. Makes even https://t.co/9QCFzLOqth look nice and clean.

Rooftop view of the #WomensMarch in D.C. today.

Annual @NEAarts budget (2017): $149m Annual estimated cost to the federal government of @MELANIATRUMP residing in Trump Tower: $182.5m

4yo is washing the dishes. This may be my greatest accomplishment.