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The prosthetic dick dept at HBO working overtime
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Today 💭
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Soldiers in 1861
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Her squarespace renewal bounced
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🚨| Lana Del Rey’s website is completely black. Is something finally coming?? 👀
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Shiv Roy
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You guys need to get vaccinated for Annoying-19
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Tompkins Sevigny seeing X Æ A-12 at NYU class of 2041 orientation
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Obsessed with people who think their skin is good due to some psychotic nine step skincare routine and not genetics lol
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Picture frame stock photo of leighton meester at a dollar store in chelsea
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Obsessed
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You walk into his apt and see this. Wyd?
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Walking into my parents’ local liquor store looking for natural wine
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BeReal UX/UI department
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The new pandemic
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@dumbxtch_69 I thought this was a bad edit until SJP was actually at the Kiki 😟
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My 2021 vibe
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Her buccal fat removal >>
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HBO to Apple TV+
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Lykke Li has the perfect level of fame . Rich from I Follow Rivers royalties, no one would really recognize her at the store, randomly in a terrence malick movie, invited to met gala
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Clapping on my parents’ porch at 7pm for Ansel Elgort
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Dont let Petra Collins see this
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Watching sex and the city the movie in black and white
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We heard you have k
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You people need to hang it up with this one
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Not you grounding me —my kid
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Oomf sharing that she googled porn at 9 yrs old and couldn’t figure out how to clear her browser history so threw the computer down the stairs before her parents got home
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We’re not doing this format again
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My festive plans: Omicron:
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My parents looking for the most depressing town to live in 25 years ago
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James Charles’ wine cellar is filled with coke because he “doesnt drink wine” ........... drone bomb me, blow me from the mountains and into the sea
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It’s an avocado 😭😭 love her so much
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When is skims going to design the US military uniforms
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What the FUCK is this
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Girlie at m*trograph laughed wayy too hard at a scene in french without subtitles
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Alison Roman today
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Gm
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Remember when skims was originally called “Kimono”
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What is happening with the supply chain ❤️
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Bella Hadid invented antifa
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FRom Hinge today
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Unfollowed Jacquemus on insta
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We have to start over, society wise
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My TV 6 hours after the LGBTQ task rabbit finished mounting it
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It’s so so important to repost a pastel infographic outlining why kanye west is problematic on instagram
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cocteau twins hit different when it starts getting chilly 😥🍂
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How are you is problematic
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Joke over
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She SAID that’s not the truth Ellen.
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@criesatdentist @oirsus Plastic to food ratio 4:1
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How it feels to be having ssri withdrawal while drinking
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I’m literally begging for whatever meds she’s on
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Me going to walk into traffic
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Thinking about this carhartt stocking. Lesbians won
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Trying to watch any movie that has a war as its main plot
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vers means you can cook and torrent
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just tested positive for COCKBIG-19 🙄
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Jacquemus be like SOUTH OF FRANCE ! FW20 INSPIRED BY MY GRAND MOTHER HOME
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Clearance table
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New Caroline p
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Wait ... this is why everyone started saying this ????? I’m laughing now
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Not Ramona’s spelling of fajita
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How lizzo just won a billboard award for a song from 2016 is between her and god
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Sucking and fucking lowkey fell off
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In green point
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COVID-19 on my household surfaces
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Omg this is crazy. The bathroom is in the kitchen? Only in new york. Please rt
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idk how much longer i can do this
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Thanks for letting me know you have a Baby On Board. I'll search elsewhere for a car accident.
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Robert Pattinson has tested positive for COCKBIG-19.
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Ever since I was 13, I’ve been excited about turning 31
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The amount of brain damage this app is causing me
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“Everything but the bagel seasoning” ...... grow up
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My AC unit
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Finally someone’s muse
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Affluent gays are obsessed with total interior design overkill. Arch digest isn’t coming babe
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Mandela effect sweetgreen used to be good
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The president of the United States gets the access codes to what the Cocteau Twins be saying
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This hat was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study.
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We need a twink james bond
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Tfw you have never seen a 90s rom com
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Me finally on an ssri
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Lana’s publicist the past two days
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The idea of paying taxes on unemployment ....
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Sometimes during a hookup I look at the camera like fleabag
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Gm what virtues are we signaling today
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Me upon hearing my own voice in a video recording
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You guys whenever glenn greenwald does something ..
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CHROMATICA OREO review.
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Martini o clock
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People who use hermes boxes as home decor.. electric chair
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Where is her mask? This is unacceptable
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Mom in her ella emhoff era 😍
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Whoever ate that bat in Wuhan be like I did a thing 😳😭😭😭
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No offense but how does Dua lipa not have covid yet
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We need to build a wall but for this kind of european in new york
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