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James Ruzicka

@james__ruzicka

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UK screenwriter, doctor and part-time muso

London, England
Joined March 2016
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@james__ruzicka
James Ruzicka
7 years
I'm on Resonance FM today at 1:30pm, talking to mentalist Master J about writing and comedy. 🙂
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James Ruzicka
7 years
Look what arrived from @NucleusFilms - awesome classic euro horror double bill! Tonight's telly sorted, then.
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James Ruzicka
7 years
RT @DrishyamFilms: A film that showed us how to live with courage, love with faith and laugh with hope. #Waiting is celebrating two years!….
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James Ruzicka
7 years
Yay, on Netflix at last!
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James Ruzicka
7 years
A quick word of warning: don't make the same mistake I did. These are NOT compatible with the iPad Pro.
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James Ruzicka
7 years
MANAGER: Nice going, Jerry! Now we have to throw away 800 burnt pizza bases. CHEF: No, wait! I have an idea.
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James Ruzicka
8 years
Someone told me my new Ikea chair was 'awful', and I said, 'No, no it's not,' but then I realised.
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James Ruzicka
8 years
From this week's #LRB. When I die I think I should like to come back as an #octopus.
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James Ruzicka
8 years
In case you can't figure out what they're implying when they write "Anti-Climb Paint".
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James Ruzicka
8 years
Yeah, thanks, Marriott. But actually I'm in a hotel at the moment. (And how come you know so much about my bedroom?)
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James Ruzicka
8 years
I think these might be the six saddest graphs I have ever seen.
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James Ruzicka
8 years
Now this is exciting. I have just bought 144 pencils. #stationeryfetish
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James Ruzicka
8 years
AphexGifâ„¢ of our view from the front row last night. It was like this for two hours straight.
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James Ruzicka
8 years
My favourite food van ever.
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James Ruzicka
8 years
#FieldDay2017 line up: 18.30 Nicolas Jaar 19.30 Nina Kraviz 20.55 THE GREATEST LIVING GENIUS. V excited.
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James Ruzicka
8 years
At last, after years of searching, I have found my ideal workplace.
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James Ruzicka
9 years
Great phone advert on Portuguese bus. "Our handsets will LITERALLY BLIND YOU WITH LASERS!!" Awesome.
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James Ruzicka
9 years
I really, really tried to obey this Portuguese bus safety sign, but my left hand just wasn't quite up the job.
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James Ruzicka
9 years
Yup, that definitely looks like a sensible property investment. A house built on sticks. On sand. Next to the sea.
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