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for we are visitors and investigators in a strange universe // writer // michigan native // email: jameson.draper @gmail .com

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10 months
One of those albums that are simultaneously really good and also the Worst Person You Know’s favorite album. Like a Christopher Nolan movie for the ears.
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Today marks 8 years of ‘Currents’ by @tameimpala 🎧
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@Nerdspringbreak My comfort food. Bread with butter
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@PhadkeTai Quick, give a universal description of love!
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@healthbyjames I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. Every night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
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@Svetz17 Bro have you listened to Tame Impala. Bro there music is like psychedelic. It’s like old school rock but it still sounds new. They don’t really make music like this anymore. Did you listen bro. It’s actually one guy though haha isn’t that crazy bro.
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This is your reminder that SpongeBob was selfish, didn’t respect boundaries and was a manic depressive with bipolar disorder.
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@moschinodorito I mean, he was a very flawed individual but it’s what made him so accessible and relatable.
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@MicahhParsons11 You’re literally from Harrisburg 😂😂😂 top 5 saddest city in America
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@JimMWeber Roxanne Chalifoux is a sweet ass name
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@painbuiltt Fellas let me put y’all on fr 🙏🏼
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Arrived at our hotel in Seattle. Going to the MSU-Washington game this weekend. No joke, this is the drain at our hotel shower. Destiny awaits. #DEEPEND
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@rudybarb @JohnMartin929 yes actually it is
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@901Meg @Biyombonesaw I’ve only known one person in real life who knew chandler parsons and she was 18 at the time so I can vouch for this
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Pusha T had a great year, but no, he was not the best rapper of 2018.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 😂 After he receives a technical foul, Fran McCaffrey stared down the referee.
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@DBBulldozer Facts bro he’s a victim of wage labor. Someone give him some Marx and Engels
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None of Joe Burrow, Justin Fields, and Trevor Lawrence are captains on their respective College Football Playoff teams. Connor Cook walked so these men could fly.
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@CaesarianHoxha Reminds me of the 30 Rock episode where Liz and Matt Damon’s character both decide they could solve the Israel-Palestine conflict
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@VEEZE4Eva “Freedom food” is crazy
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@ShadowFangz1k @thedarkprowler By being Nathan fielder
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If the Pistons trade their first #1 pick in 50 years for JAMES WISEMAN I will film myself eating an entire Pistons jersey.
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Draft expert Jonathan Givony thinks Pistons would be interested in trade for No. 1 pick that involves James Wiseman
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@kennn037 These things are not mutually exclusive
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@RogerJStoneJr why did your head used to be a normal shape but not anymore?
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No I don’t
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You have to get rid of one. #Detroit
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@Srirachachau Look at banner Michael
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Peaky Blinders really is one of the greatest TV shows of the 2010s. I'm kicking myself for waiting this long to get into it. Cillian Murphy is near James Gandolfini-level as Tommy Shelby. So good.
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@_nyleja I know lol when the whole time I was referring to this dumb tweet
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@FilmUpdates If I was her husband I would simply do it for her. All of it. No matter when she asked
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@DebbieStimacUSA @ItsAndyRyan @TheBabylonBee Because Cuban sandwiches originated in Florida dummy
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Ah, maybe I’ll get to see Giannis come over here and get absolutely slaughtered in the D-League.
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@ArmoredPatriot_ @healthbyjames I always preferred Kowalski
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@jackarking First thing he thought after hearing it happened on a plane to Sweden. Best way for him to realize his dad was never going to come for him?
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@vogon @cloaca_dentata Yeah. And towards the end, he notes how it will hopefully force his character to evolve, which is probably a good thing too. I don’t hate it
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@lemonadeissad Mmmmmmmm. No
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@MicahhParsons11 Ok sexual assaulter of teammates
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@Mal47C I know everything & I always have
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SEATTLE IS WEST LANSING 📍
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Kids will never know that this team could’ve competed in the national championship
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“Which CFB game will you never forget?”
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Pistons might win 18 games this year, but Cade's injury has become worth it. It gave Killian Hayes the latitude to finally arrive. He's good, guys.
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@ambient_cowboy It’s because the fit is only half of it. The comments he makes are way more annoying
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@the_transit_guy I really hope the person who made this video just follows a bunch of transit guys on Twitter and decided to ruin their collective lives’ in one fell swoop
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@vogon @cloaca_dentata I mean it makes sense from his perspective
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It’s not even big
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@BarrelJumpist And so it begins
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Go green go white chant @thesnews
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@UntilNextYear_ Patrick has a low IQ, ableist
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@CBSSports Steven Jackson
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@thom_not_tom @boneysoups They most definitely will not be saying this
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@taraxrh the random hair on her face in this photo is worse than any crime against humanity they have committed
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7 years
Words of positivity to brighten your day from Tum Tum.
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Bobbi Althoff sucks. The ‘too cool to be funny’ trope is played out, and this is coming from a lover of sarcasm. It’s cool to be interested in things. She gives off this energy that she’s above her guests and I don’t like it at all. Praying on her downfall
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“I couldn’t google you, you’re not there yet” LMFAOOO WHY OFFSET READ HER DOWN😭😭😭😭
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@Steven_Hyden and Asteroid City is genuinely one of Wes’ best. Lol
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@george_delv @Nilsington @corpseinorbit haha yeah good-spirited jokes suck
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@BillSimmons People discuss “stat padding” like we can’t already figure out who is vs. isn’t. Look at the efficiency numbers; if a player is highly efficient it quite literally is not “stat padding”
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Obama really put D'angelo on his night time playlist. He's a real sex doer
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@tsnmknd Can he handle SEC speed?
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@Jessepe_Jibbs @DBBulldozer He does it for the love of the game. Legend
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St. Patrick's Day, at this point, does nothing but make me miss MSU. For all the fun times I had in college, there was nothing like St. Patty's Day in EL. It always felt like 3/17 just happened to be the warmest day of the young year, and people were ready to GET OUTSIDE.
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@SLOWGRINDEUCE Jokes on you I can’t read or therefore work
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@KyJam2020 @MicahhParsons11 Twitter disease: speaking on something you know nothing about
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@DepressedDETN You are a fragile and unserious individual @PatMcAfeeShow and your co host looks like a Walmart brand Woody Harrelson
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2 years
@Kingkory91 @JLEdwardsIII how is this what u gathered from james’ post?
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@TheJaegerB0mber Hell yeah. Amazing pour
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A great quote from @AOC on the NYT Daily podcast from this morning.
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@GeoffreyIngram1 Bro, it saved my life
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2/10/21. 📸 Babyface Ray. Shot on 35mm film by me. Unfuckwitable EP out now.
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Unreal.
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The crowd blocks Grand River Ave.
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@samueljrob @Reuters @SenStabenow @SenGaryPeters This is crazy to see, but also not crazy at all. What it’s like to know is how the percentage of political elites with slave owner ancestry compared with the percentage of Americans with slave owner ancestry.
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For my first blog post of the year, I was lucky enough to get @JoshLipnik to talk about his account, Midwest Modern, which is the best account on Twitter. Read & subscribe here:
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@RedditCFB Stick to CFB
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@TaylorLewan77 Good Michigan education
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@whoreby_parker My apologies. I recently called you annoying on this app and wasn’t familiar with your game. Your unending dedication to making pockets of Twitter angry is admirable
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If I want a fun classic I’m going Vince/Cardi/Future, if I’m going for an artistic tour de force I go Frank/Donald/FKA Twigs
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Who are you picking and what's your film called?
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in 2004 i was charles rogers for halloween. he was my first sports idol.
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@notbigracks That article that dropped about B****ce that dropped this week could be applied to T**lor as well
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@iam_johnw CTE doesn’t come from a single hit, its repeated head trauma
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@j4ckcritch I’m soooooo proud of you @BOOSIEOFFICIAL 🌈
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@EvanOutOfTen Congratulations to everyone in the replies that are Good Drivers but it’s not a normal exit and bad/unsuspecting drivers will make mistakes
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In better Spartan news, Bryn Forbes got the start tonight for the Spurs and Matt Costello made his NBA debut. Go green.
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@Nigerianscamsss People in the replies are mad about the racism in the show and it reminds me of this
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@piersmorgan Que miras bobo
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"evil" is in air quotes because he means "minorities"
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We must keep "evil" out of our country!
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@coolp1np sometimes i pace a little bit too, as a treat
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I went the the Whitehouse Studio, took some pictures and wrote about it on @Passionweiss . I worked pretty hard on this one, I’m excited to share it.
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recap: the lions have had a culture of losing for 50 years, score 3 points in the second half and the entire fan base complains of a fix.
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@11kmrn cigs inside ??
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@banthaskull 1. very baltimore 2. indictment of our health system
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@stoolpresidente What the fuck is wrong with you?
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5 years
Xanman is an artist that could thrive with a rebrand. I didn’t listen to him for so long because of his name. I grouped him in with a lot of new-age viral rappers. He’s so talented.
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Live from Cedar Village @thesnews
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@SteeezJobs Way more than that too. Now that i’ve been around America, I really feel Detroit’s everyday food scene is untouchable. We may not have the Michelin restaurants out the ass like huge cities, but we have a really diverse population w/ incredible food.
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@GIRLVANGELION @NoahPasternak Mike love is still worse
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@generalslug classic incel to radicalized political extremist pipeline
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