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@jakoboffline
Jakobpablo
1 month
everyone knows that you are fucked up and everyone knows that I am fucked up but, does everyone know that you are more fucked up than me? well, I know that and you know that but our purpose is to tell everyone that. take, for instance, the time you-
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Jakobpablo
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Does anyone have a blank skeleton for like the sideboard mapping sheet people use on excel, they dont mind sharing.
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Jakobpablo
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POSTING AS I FEEL LIKE IT. GONNA FLESH OUT THE GUIDES A LIL MORE THIS WEEK BEFORE MOVING ON TO OTHER PROJECTS. PEACE.
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Jakobpablo
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GOOD NEWS! I STOPPED BEING LAZY AND THE LINK IN BIO IS UP. VIVI GUIDE AND BOROS IS UP RIGHT NOW. GONNA BE WORKING ON SOME BLACK MIDRANGE DECKS IN STANDARDS ASW. THERES A TIER FOR GUIDES AND A TIER IF YOU JUST WANNA HAND ME BAHN MI MONEY. also posting reports i make 4 spellbomb!
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Jakobpablo
2 days
izzet prowess in modern****** whoopsie.
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Jakobpablo
2 days
ok ok all the articles r prepped and the treon is launching im talking: .- Izzet Prowess in standard.- Boros/Mardu energy in modern .- Vivi Talent in standard.thank you for the paitence.
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Jakobpablo
2 days
the enemy stand user could be anyone!
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Jakobpablo
3 days
meeting my next gf the way God intended. sitting around a coffee shop until someone asks for a cool cat fact
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Jakobpablo
4 days
deck feels disjointed but once it gets refined it feels insane.
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Jakobpablo
4 days
TOP 4 OF THE STANDY CHAL WITH VIVI TALENT. floodcaller was bad! Vivi(x) shells easily feels like the best thing to be doing
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Jakobpablo
5 days
now i know why all the edh content creators just post new card with them doing a pog face all the time.
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Jakobpablo
7 days
VIVI NATION WAKE TF UP
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Jakobpablo
6 days
(heartfire hero prob shouldnt have been banned).
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Jakobpablo
6 days
just play a fucking abrade LMAO.
@Stanley_2099
Stanley2099
7 days
Banning Cori Steel was needed and taking either Rage or a Mouse with it was expected but taking BOTH was overkill and means that we will now be subjected to the longest, most boring games of our lifetime. And we're getting a new Temp Lockdown in Edge of Eternities. Yay 🙃.
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Jakobpablo
7 days
VIVI NATION WAKE TF UP
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Jakobpablo
9 days
let a white boy with a fruity jumper on love island.
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Jakobpablo
9 days
yeehaw
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Jakobpablo
10 days
thats the difference btwn me and them, im rdy to die for this aura farming shit.
@gloopbastard
両刀使い (Ryou) ☭
11 days
they should invent harmless cigarrettes for aura farming purposes.
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Jakobpablo
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Jakobpablo
10 days
now that pioneer is a dead format can we get it a slot at eternal weekend.
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Jakobpablo
11 days
fun fact: otters have a pocket in their skin to keep their favorite rock in and some keep the same rock their whole lives!.
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