jake
@jakertsmith
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Joined July 2012
Just had a fajita panini and a black coffee and had a light bulb moment as to why I get acid reflux
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“hey! just bumping this in case you didn’t see it!”
I saw this pic on Twitter today of an orange cat squinting one eye and I wanted to save it and it disappeared and I can’t find it anywhere does anyone know what I’m talking about I want to send it to my friends when I’m mad
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A sensational year for this man. He understands what it means to be British. BOSH
Just visited Dragon house as a show of support. Wonderful people. Owner has lived here for 20 years. Bosh.
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The Return of the King was voted as the best movie of all time!
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I was fully immersed in the Battlefield 6 beta but with bugs like this the game needs more time in the oven
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“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” ok i’m scratching my butt
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🚨 CATEGORY 9 STICK ALERT 🚨
Hombre encuentra un palo genial, hombre ser feliz 🐶
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@ToonHive As someone who has never seen a second of this show until this video, I am heartbroken and would run through a wall for Tiny Chef
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It’s like trying to sleep inside a fucking McDonald’s apple pie
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UK train etiquette needs to be taught in schools, I've seen far too many bare toes on seats recently for my liking
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I should have been a doctor cos I cannae read my own fucking writing
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Just seen a pigeon do a 720 like it had an intervention under its wing
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Whoever came up with the concept of the KitKat chunky I want to shake your hand
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This potato gonna switch in to set up sand
If you're right brained you see a kitty cat, if you're left brained you see a bunny rabbit. What do you see?
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