State From Jake Farm
@jakekleiman
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Is this app still fun? Can’t tell you the last time I’ve been on it….
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Made it 33 minutes before leaving family Christmas today, new personal record.
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Random as hell but I can’t wait to have a little one of my own to tell stories about all the dumb shit I did in my youth.
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Haven’t tweeted in sometime, just giving everyone the de satisfaction that I’m not dead, that’s all, have a good day!.
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After tonight I will not be a functioning member of society until Monday, so DND.
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Me- How much snow y’all get last night?.@RileyCorrigan30 - good 4-5 inches…bout a hard dicks length😂.
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And how many MF’s are on welfare and unemployment now?😂.
When I was sworn in, the unemployment rate was 6.4%. Today, it's 3.7% – near a 50-year low.
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Not hard to bring down the price of something that’s been $4 more than it’s been in years😂😂. .
I’ve got a plan to bring costs down, especially for health care, energy, and other everyday expenses. We’re already making progress – the cost of gas at the pump is down over $1.20 a gallon since this summer.
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Being a depressed ass bitch tonight that way I ain’t gotta dress up😂😂.
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Today just isn’t gonna be my day, I’ve felt it coming for weeks.
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Who knew you were a fucking jackass?!? 🙋♂️.
Who knew there were so many socialist Republicans in Congress.
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Hudson’s in Esky being shut down just to put a dispensary in it? That’s just what that city needs😂.
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My girlfriend driving 0, every curb on the way home from the bar, 7 stay tuned for week 2.
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Idk what females need to hear this but it is TOO early for your Carhartt gear, save that shit for November. Sincerely, Me.
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