Jake Devereaux
@jakekimble
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the 5th golden girl
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Joined September 2010
You have any cyborg organs for me yet? I smoke too much. @bryan_johnson
Your nervous system doesn't want to be relevant to millions. It wants to be safe with a few.
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my fav part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreo have come up with
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because men don’t need good women they need their ass whooped.
What’s the psychology behind good women always getting treated so poorly by the men they do everything for?
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I am a cancer through and through because oh my god am I letting people know the emotions that I’m going through; anger, lover, resentment.
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My Virgo moon and Libra rising has to reign I. This cancer sun because I almost texted something embarrassing
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From a very young age I knew something was wrong with everyone else
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there’s literally no breaks as an adult. you just gotta keep going no matter what’s going on or what state of mind you’re in. it’s actually wild
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Another residency application finished minutes before it’s due… WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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listen I don't have time for whatever the fuck this means
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I don't get this 10 year challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. 🤷♀️ *Picture taken at some point prior to today
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the way ilya reached out to shane with so much yearning oh this genuinely hurts me to the core
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which is why he was so quick to turn it sexual because at least that is familiar and allowed 🚬🙂↕️
kills me how shane wants this kind of closeness with ilya so badly but is clearly so overwhelmed and doesn’t know what to do with himself when it’s offered to him after years of mixed signals, longing and denial. you can just see his head going 1000 mph https://t.co/OqAb7YbsNy
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i love this little game ilya plays where he provokes shane into being vulnerable and then it backfires onto him
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the "with you" is silent like the G in lasagna..
they're telling you "i don't want a relationship" and 2 weeks later they're cuffed
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