Jake Heasman
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Assistant Head of Audience @NewsUK | Previously at @ChelseaFC TV | Pretty much only tweet about the World Champs Chelsea đ | All views my own | Christian â
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Joined February 2011
Analysis of Chelseaâs signings since Winstanley. 42 signings, 3 genuine hits. 93% of signings have been misses or had minimal impact. Some in the balance. ÂŁ1.2bn spent. 89% on players under 25. 6 of these signings sold for profit, 4 made a loss. Itâs time for change.
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I just canât respect this Arsenal team. Best team in the league has to show more than defence and set pieces. Getting pummelled. #ARSMCI
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With the loss yesterday, it now means that even if we win all our remaining games (never happening), we can only match last seasons points total. The âprojectâ has started to go into reverse. Weâre going backwards. Major change needed. #CFC
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The outrage around him potentially leaving has been funny to watch. If we can get anywhere near what we paid for him, weâll be absolutely laughing.
This Enzo FernĂĄndez performance, embarrassing. Jorginho playing as a 10.
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We could easily finish bottom half of the table btw. 5 points above 10th now. đ #EVECHE
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Part of me hopes we keep getting humiliated like this until the end of the season. It might be the only way for these clueless owners to realise how utterly deluded they are. Theyâve built a complete embarrassment of a squad. #EVECHE
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Will never happen again.
On aggregate: Chelsea (2.88) 2-8 (2.23) PSG
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So glad the owners were there to see this. Your little experiment is over. Drastically rethink your âstrategyâ or get out of our club. #CHEPSG
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Rosenior said he was implementing a new style of pressing, itâs called depressing
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The more I watch the Premier League, the more convinced I am that every team just isnât very good⌠#LIVTOT
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This is working well for us btw, hope we keep doing this. đ
Cole Palmer hugging referee Paul Tierney as he joined their team huddle before kickoff đ¤Łđ¤Ł
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They wonât care, but it will be the worst team to win the league in a long, long time.
This is REALLY hard to watch.
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So uninspired, so boring, soulless. Everything Rosenior said he was here to change - and yet nothing has changed. Then again, not really his fault. The owners have torn this club apart. #CHENEW
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Weâve got mid table CBs at the club. Simple as that. #CHENEW
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Amazing. đ
đ¨ EXCL: Reece James commits future to Chelsea by signing new 6yr contract. 26yoâs previous deal 2028; fresh agreement runs until June 2032. Deal aligns England right-back with #CFC incentivised wage structure. W/ @SJohnsonSport @reallycerys @TheAthleticFC
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This doesnât happen to any other team in the world btw.
PSG (0.98) 5-2 (1.73) Chelsea
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Miracle to lose that game 5-2. Impossible. PSG must be baffled. Outplayed for most of the game just ridiculously clinical. Story of our lives. Everything turns with that Jorgensen stupidity. Another example of dreadful recruitment. GK position abandoned for years. #PSGCHE
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