Jake Fisher™️
@jakefisher
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In the inbetween
Joined August 2007
BREAKING: The Utah Jazz have selected Chet Holmgren as their new Pope.
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So the Jazz are distributing undesirable particulate? Sounds familiar
The Utah Jazz's smoke cannon is going off above the Thunder's basket. It was going for a few possessions until the officials stopped play to make sure it got fixed.
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The other two were the Harlem Globetrotters.
The Thunder becomes the third team in NBA history to start a season 23-1 or better, per Thunder PR
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (left elbow bursitis) is OUT for tomorrow’s game vs. the Jazz.
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15 minutes until the Mavs hand OKC the 2nd loss of their season
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I think that this is a great hire by Penn State.
BREAKING: Penn State is working to finalize a deal to hire Iowa State's Matt Campbell, @PeteNakos reports🦁 https://t.co/3Vkm7MCpwx
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MJ Lenderman topped my year. Here’s how I listened in my #SpotifyWrapped. https://t.co/ed7NJYS959
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I guess we need to start paying serious attention to the 2026 mock drafts. The Clippers are terrible.
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I was stopped by Oklahoma City PD for not keeping my turn indicator on long enough. Not that I did *not* use my blinker. Just that I didn’t leave it on long enough. Have you also been stopped by OKCPD 4 a dubious reason? Reach out to me. I am making OK Open Records requests.
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Hey @royceyoung tell your friend that makes those one YouTube videos that the latest one is ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Wanda is a ho.
Our beloved store manager Wanda will announce at 5:00 pm whether she is staying at Weigel’s or accepting a job with our crosstown competitor. If she goes, should we let her manage through the end of egg nog season? @KirkHerbstreit
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OU is not a playoff team
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