Jake Davey
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Second solo album ‘You Are What You’re Spoonfed’ out NOW! Leader of @ColossusYeti . 4x featured on BBC Intro. Liverpool fan. Professional cynic. Socks.
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It’s here! You Are What You’re Spoonfed is out NOW in all you’re usual places ✌🏻
I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did making it, so let us know what you think when you’ve had a listen and if you like it, give us a share if you’d be so kind ❤️
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Paul Weller thanking Liverpool fans for booing the national anthem.
Love it ✌🏻
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@ActualOllieKay
@jwitcher1
The only twats in that end we’re the ones chanting about poverty and making a joke of loved ones never returning from going to watch the footy 👍🏻
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@rioferdy5
@Carra23
Nothing says “I’ve realised I’ve said something incredibly stupid” like pretending you were fishing for “bites”…
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@Aa_Ron_Patrick
@Heykeelis
@ThatChick_Marie
@DSLewisUK
They do, cause their parents won’t shut up about it.
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Radio X saying they’re champions of new music always makes me laugh.
It took a number 1 album before you’d even consider playing The Snuts, but you’ll play Foo Fighters - Waiting on a War, 100 feckin times a day…
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@BenTurner2303
@CaoimheTateShaw
A 21 year old talking about what’s required in the “real world”.
Your mams calling you in for your tea, lad.
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This album is every bit as good as Definitely Maybe and What’s The Story.
Fight me ✌🏻
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I remember being told by one of the big new music accounts on here a couple of years ago that “Spotify is a free tool for artists to promote themselves with” when I questioned the pittance they pay…
Most of us make a loss just to be on streaming sites, by the way ✌🏻
The brainwashing worked and now people think music is free.
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@Sporting_Jim
@sos_writing
@tamina_prince
@RFBorthwick
She’s an Olympian who’s event includes riding a horse…
Even without that, it doesn’t take a genius to work out that whipping an already unsettled horse isn’t going to help, neither will punching it in the arse…
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@TDA_27
@OllieHoward91
@kdmegson
So where’s that money, then?
Cause last I checked, kids are still going hungry, people are still sleeping out on the streets and everyone’s still struggling to pay their bills.
The buildings bring in tourism, not the people stealing a living in them.
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@1NorthernLegend
@cmdwoody
You’ve just used that little girls death to score points on the internet.
Don’t pretend you’re taking the moral high ground you beardy bellend.
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He gets a lot of stick on here, but like him or not, without him you wouldn’t have half the bands that you all love today.
Happy Birthday to the chief, Noel Gallagher ✌🏻
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Gutted that for the first time in years, I won’t be doing record store day today.
But I just can’t justify the prices this year… £35 for an 8 track live album… £32 for a 4 track EP.
What started as a day to support independent record stores, is now just another money spinner.
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@John_Menzies
@mcg1981
@FreeBxbby
@UniofOxford
In other words “I didn’t bother reading a thing you typed, so I’m going to repeat the same bigoted opinion again”.
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@SimonBrundish
Prime example why players feel the need to throw themselves to the ground.
Salah goes down there and it’s a penalty, either by the refs decision onfield or by VAR.
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@JamesPearceLFC
I’d like an explanation as to why they weren’t down to ten within 30 minutes…
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@music4carz
If he wasn’t the singer of a famous band, he’d be on the sex offenders register.
This is so, so weird.
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@Scottwilsonecho
You realise the super league was to take over the champions league and not the premier league, right?
“Chief sport writer” 🥴
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@Agustus74
@Kden2100
@TomStheVoice
Nope, we managed to get rid of him. It’s you Americans that keep giving him his own shows and Hollywood movie roles.
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@HarryBrent
@hardestgeezer
You write a column that’s entitled “Harry Hates” in The S*n of all places.
🤫
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@BurrfullyThicc
@ShushiBulldozer
It’s a cartoon. Fred isn’t a real person and neither is Velma.
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Bands/artists that follow you and then unfollow a few days later irritate the shit out of me.
Some people on here really think they’re celebrities, don’t they?
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@clovosaurus
@jk_rowling
Imagine getting this angry about something that doesn’t affect your life, or anyone else’s, in the slightest.
Weird.
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@sportbible
@MattHughesDM
For the United fans shouting “scoucers”…
Remember last season when we observed a minutes applause at anfield for Ronaldo when his kid died, and United fans chanted “murderers” over the top?
Maybe turn the arrow inwards for a change 👍🏻
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@robert_mutasa
@DRed92
@Dejan06Lovren
You’re not being forced, you’re within your right to not be vaccinated.
You then accept the consequences of your own choice.
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@curtiswoodhous8
“I’m not religious at all”
That’s where you should have ended your sentence. The bit where you admit that this doesn’t concern you in any way.
Snowflakes getting offended on behalf of a group they openly admit they’re not part of.
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So for today’s
#noelgsolotop10
cover I’ve gone for the opening track of his debut album, ‘Everybody’s On The Run’. Tough one to hit them high notes!
The strings in the middle give me goosebumps every time, without fail 👌🏻
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@FootyAccums
Agree with replays being scrapped, but midweek games puts the interests of the match going fan right to the back of the queue…
Final should always be the weekend following the last premier league game too
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@stanogs68
@NufcEngland1966
Ram what down your throat? The fact that black people and black families exist?
“Anti-woke” in your bio, but an offended little snowflake because some people on the telly don’t look enough like you…
Get a grip.
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@MorNotMor
@spaffydaffyduck
@Ciolfilicious1
@UKIP
Can you explain how being against racism is a political movement?
Tit.
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@CWUnews
You’ve got some brass neck on you, Dave. I’ll give you that.
Now how about you listen to the hundreds of members on here who are telling you, directly from the frontline, that this deal is awful and only serves to give RM exactly what they wanted in the first place?
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Sorting out the attic so we can get the Christmas decs away…
And it appears I’ve hit the jackpot!
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@BurrfullyThicc
@ShushiBulldozer
No one thinks this is okay in real life.
That’s why it’s a cartoon.
And there’s far worse adult cartoons about that’s this…
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Did a little cover of Leave Before the Lights Come On, the other week. Listened to it back and I think it’s alright tbf.
Excuse some of the faces...
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Seen as it’s 15 years since Whatever People Say I am That’s What I’m Not came out, I thought I’d have a go at Mardy Bum.
The album of my generation, and what an album it is.
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If you're buying tickets to every single home game, knowing you won't be able to make it to all of them, then you are part of the problem!
#lfctickets
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@PaulKingX1983
@GaryLineker
Have you never worked for a company with questionable morals/practices?
Amazing how you’ve tried to turn his support for a good cause into something terrible. Well done, you 👏🏻
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@mrdanwalker
Will you and the
@BBCBreakfast
team be leaving Harry and Meghan alone now, then? Or will you continue to scrutinise every single detail of their lives until they’re ultimately ended by it?
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@SimonBrundish
You really don’t like Doak, do you Si?
We’re Liverpool FC. Not Mo Salah FC.
He was great first half, and like most, invisible second half. We needed to try something different.
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@FootyAccums
@xGPhilosophy
Further proof that xG is just stats for the sake of stats so twitter nerds can pretend they know about football
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@CWUnews
Absolutely shocking.
Still includes later starts and finishes. Still doesn’t address back pay. Still offers a staggered pay rise over three years.
I’ll be voting a big fat no on that. 👍🏻
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@jamiecweir
@kennygibo23
He’s chased him down the car park trying to push himself past his security… he got told to back away and he chose to chase him round instead.
That’s literally hounding him. You and the rest of the Sky Sports vultures don’t have a right to sports peoples lives.
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@CityReportBen
If he weren’t on the floor every 5 seconds then maybe people would be inclined to believe he’s actually hurt.
If you’re gonna play that game, you’ve got to accept that you won’t be beloved when you’re actually hurt. Plus, there’s absolutely no obligation to kick the ball out 👍🏻
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So many artists/bands have disappeared off here over the last few months.
I don’t think people realise how mentally draining the social media side is.
A constant battle to remain in peoples minds so you don’t get forgotten about, when all we really wanna do is play our music.
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@Toffeewolfie
@LFCKL3
Not really the point he was making though, was it?
Go take your shit stirring elsewhere.
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@GingerPirlo_
@HLTCO
Do I now need to explain that rules of the game between minutes 1 and 89 are the same at 90+?
Ffs.
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Right then, here’s me cover for the
#REMtop10
just for you
@therealpaulac
Gone with Bad Day, doesn’t get played often but I love this tune ✌🏻
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So my good pal
@samlambethmusic
asked if I was gonna do any covers for
#TheSmithsTop10
, so in true awkward fashion I’ve done one that hasn’t actually made my top 10...
Here’s my stab at Bigmouth Strikes Again, hope you enjoy it!
What you recon
@Johnny_Marr
?
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@really_grumpy
@mcash
@Sigbertganser
You know there are other disabilities other than yours? Not all disabilities are physical.
Imagine trying to make excuses for three blokes piling on top of someone and punching him repeatedly in the ribs for parking legally.
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@LukeBrowell
@Assassins_UK
Do you really think you should be on twitter? I mean, there’s a war going on, so 100% of your focus and attention should be on that at ALL times. 🥴
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@dannyschof81
Just cause you decided that your life ended at 35, doesn’t mean everyone else does 🤷🏻♂️
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Happy to announce that my debut album, ‘What Did You Think That Would Happen?’, will be released on Friday 10th December ✌🏻
Excited and anxious about it, but proud of what I’ve achieved by myself at home.
I hope you all enjoy it x
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Just a friendly reminder to be kind and patient with your postman.
We’ve been worked to the bone for the last two years with very little recognition or appreciation, so if your parcel or mails a bit late, don’t be a dick.
We’re trying our hardest here, but we’re only human.
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@JoannaRothwell1
@LanceForman
@MarcusRashford
I think any club would be glad to see the back of you.
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Officially handed my notice in at work this week, and it feels bittersweet.
I genuinely love being a postman. Out in the fresh air, keeping fit and afternoon finishes👌🏻
But I can’t overlook an opportunity to work with guitars day in day out, and I know I’d regret not taking it.
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Not a big fan of releasing your album again a couple days later with extra tracks… just feels like a cash grab to me.
If the songs are good enough, then put them on the fecking album in the first place!
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Couldn’t get me list in order for the
#noelgsolotop10
so I might throw out a few covers instead.
Expecting this to be high in most people’s lists, so here’s me stab at ‘Dead In The Water’. Hope you’s enjoy it ✌🏻
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@ArcticMonkeys
@TheHives
@TheMysterines
Genuinely… why are bands avoiding Birmingham like the plague? 😅
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@Adam_baker1490
@RealCFrampton
@RavWilding
It’s weird that you need validation off of strangers on the internet for your Christmas to be good enough…
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@mainlyoasis
A song that meanders around for four minutes going absolutely nowhere, whilst Tom revels in his own self pity.
I’m sorry, but it’s shite. If a new emerging artist came out with that, it’d be panned.
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The couple said they had “the shock of the lightning” when the bill came through.
They asked if they could pay it back “little by little”…
But they said maybeeeee…
Devastated couple facing £11,000 gas bill after being told they owe for 18 years
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I don’t generally talk about my mental health much, but the last couple weeks I feel like it’s taken a battering.
Think I’m going to take myself off here for a few days. Not sure if it’s just me, but it feels awfully crowded of late.
X
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@imaall
@wavertreeblue
Is that how long it’s been since you won a trophy now?
Christ, I still think of the 90’s as ten years ago 🤯
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@GrizzKhan
Why do you always have to try and manufacture a story? I mean obviously I know why, you want the interactions.
But could you not give it a rest for one day? Let today be about everything great that was Jurgen Klopp.
Save your clickbaity interaction farming for another day.
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@realSDpm
@footiestatto
@MustafaTactical
I saw us hit the post on three occasions and have another cleared off the line. Inter scored a wonder goal which was their only real chance of the game…
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@ElMengem
Hahahaha rattled by some lights on a Christmas tree and now a flag 😂
Never change Everton!
Now go and enjoy your relegation scrap hahaha
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@unitedrobbie
@REDS_1892_YNWA
@ZennyLFC
@BelgianWill
@AudaciousAlonso
@MGR1980
@Oliver__Bond
@dave11m
@DMC1709
@81Pod
You realise since Karius has been in goal we’ve conceded less than most teams in Europe? Kids 24 and the occasion got to him. Like that’s the managers fault 😂
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@kellymacaliste9
@RhonddaBryant
Can’t imagine anything worse than reading a newspaper for anything factual.
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@jose_aragon18
@betteryear2021
@Happydog___
I’ll take a dog over a human any day.
How many homeless you taken into your home, Jose?
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What have I done with my day off I hear you ask?
I’ve done a full band cover of Noel’s - There She Blows off his new album… by myself, of course…
Don’t usually ask, but this took some doing… so give us a retweet if you like it ✌🏻
Part 1/2
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Haven’t done a cover for a while, so thought I’d do something a bit different.
Had a stab at Love Goes Down by Plan B. Let me know what you’s recon? ✌🏻
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Morning all, in at number 4 in me
#thebeatlestop13
is ‘Blackbird’.
One of the most beautiful songs ever written and my go to on the acoustic, so had a little go at it.
Hope yous enjoy ✌🏻
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@GrustlerBurger
@dandelionprpht
@chaossapphicc
@brionitoner
The part where they reserve the right to refuse entry and/or remove people from the premises.
You know, like in every venue/event ever.
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It’s been a while, so I’ve done a cover of my favourite Christmas song, I Believe in Father Christmas - Greg Lake.
It’s not my best, as I’m still full of flu, but Merry Christmas all the same ✌🏻
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@Danbets8
Terrible take, this.
Without SOS you’d of been paying £77 a ticket for nearly the last ten years, and it would’ve gone up more in between too.
Proper Tory opinion.
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@any_spare
@ANDYC7575
Nah, that’s a really cunty thing to do.
The only thing funny about this video is his haircut.
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@markstanley377
@GeorgeLFC25
@FootballMissess
Lad, you were shite. Rolled over for them before the whistle blew.
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Right then, first up at 13 in me
#thebeatlestop13
is ‘Happiness is a Warm Gun’.
Lennon at his best, a tune that can be split into 3/4 parts all in just over 2 minutes!
This was a bastard to cover on the acoustic and isn’t perfect by any means, but I enjoyed it 😂
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Loving seeing everyone’s picks for
#thebeatlestop13
So I did a little cover of one that just didn’t make mine...
Here’s me go at Norwegian Wood, hope you’s enjoy it ✌🏻
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@GingerPirlo_
@HLTCO
It literally happened in favour of Forest in the first half, they just didn’t score a few minutes later…
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