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@jakebam
jakebam
17 days
did a whole year without tweeting and Bluesky is proper boring, so I’ll be back on my bullshit here, thank you very much
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@jakebam
jakebam
1 year
so, to sign off, if you want to hear any similar bollocks to this, find me on: @jakebam.bsky.social see you on the other side 🖤 xxxxx
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@jakebam
jakebam
1 year
- Guinness Nitrosurge has had a good year bringing silky pints to the home kitchen
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@jakebam
jakebam
1 year
- All of you lot, have an amazing Christmas, probably won’t post on here again as I’m mostly on BlueSky now, but you still see me lurking, love you all
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@jakebam
jakebam
1 year
- Nurofen Plus, for getting me through this period of sofa-ridden agony
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jakebam
1 year
- Indiana Jones and the Great Circle on Xbox Series X, everything the more recent films wish they were, an absolute masterpiece, essentially inventing a new genre of game, game of the year by a long shot and maybe the best Indy story ever
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jakebam
1 year
- Starbucks Cookies & Cream Frappuccino , rogue one I know, don’t really do coffee but I smashed one today and and it was the bollocks
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jakebam
1 year
- House of the Dragon - season 1 and 2 watched back to back on my sofa with a broken hand, most addictive TV ever #TeamBlack
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jakebam
1 year
- Queen Elizabeth Hospital (Lewisham/Greenwich) A&E department (angels and heroes working in mad conditions at the worst time of the year) fixing my mashed up hand and stopping me from passing out in pain
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@jakebam
jakebam
1 year
they sent me a notification saying I don’t post anymore, lol, so here is a list of thank yous and shout outs to brighten the degenerate cesspit we used to call twitter (#NeverX)
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@jakebam
jakebam
1 year
me realising I didn’t get a pre-sale ballot code #OasisLive25
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1 year
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1 year
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@jakebam
jakebam
2 years
Bye Liz 👋
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@jakebam
jakebam
2 years
@England
England
2 years
The points are shared between the #ThreeLions and Denmark in Frankfurt.
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@jakebam
jakebam
2 years
milkshake girl to farage
@miffythegamer
Miffy
2 years
Nigel Farage getting a free beer from the good folks of Clacton just now. Cheers! 🍻
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@MorgsEdu
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2 years
My girlfriend's 15 year old cousin is missing. If you could retweet the tweet below, I would be eternally grateful 🙏 Thank you so much.
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@jakebam
jakebam
2 years
we’re now in that lovely Friday afternoon, post-lunch, “have a lovely weekend!” email sign-off territory. get innnnnnn
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@jakebam
jakebam
2 years
you’ll never sing that
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