BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER 🍻

#MerryChristmas @ChicagoBears 😏 Da People’s Tight End | @gkittle46

Iowa stinks, nice being able to just not give a damn on Saturday’s for the remainder of the season

I’m done giving @PatMcAfeeShow money... So I decided to give him a chance to give the people my money

Current mood... #Bears

Waking up with no hangover after blacking out the night before

You can’t use reason to convince anyone out of an argument that they didn’t use reason to get into.

Remember to always stake dahn your trampoline...

Me, starting my day, every day:

Imagine coming back to consciousness after a very scary concussion and having to think.. “Wait.. is my fucking face mask missing?”

@KristenIsMyName quit creepin