Jake Cantrell
@jake__cantrell
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Glory to God | Retired newspaper sports guy, now I just go stadiums and make videos. Trying to be 1% less worse. Pat McAfee once said I was "the man."
Joined January 2017
Just checked my fiancée into the wall and when she asked why I said “so in game 7 they’ll have nothing left” and I really need this series to start already and also go well
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Not having a console today means streaming all the boys at 4 pm like the espn multicast
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Dan was right about Game 7 and all but maybe the worst part about it was that the Game 4-6 implosion made us forget that @jeremytache released the song of the summer
“break up with your goalie, i’m bored” an ode to lifelong florida panthers fan, ariana grande 🎶
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Me talking about watching last night’s game after the Panthers win Game 7 on Monday
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Watching the Panthers to the sound of a deafening 6-man bluegrass band led by what appears to be @gregcote’s North Georgia doppelgänger is a unique version of hell I wasn’t prepared for. @LeBatardShow
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The Stanley Cup parade will run through West Broward 😭 Witness an all-time great hockey town:
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On behalf of everyone in my fantasy baseball leagues, someone should hire me so I have less free time
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“Would you still love me if I was a worm???” Obviously babe. I still love what’s left of the fsu football team, of course I could love a worm…
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This man didn’t say “wish I never got injured.” He said “wish my leg broke earlier” so his boys could shine. Start building the statue now @FSUFootball
devastated. heartbroken. In so much disbelief rn, I wish my leg broke earlier in the season so y’all could see this team is much more than the quarterback. I thought results matter. 13-0 and this roster matches up across any team in those top 4 rankings. I am so sorry. Go Noles!
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