I have seen a dead body, a woman on fire and a man get hit by a train, all on this app. Wtf did Elon do?

I just got carded. 😏

Today I was woken up to a FaceTime from a friend who is in South Africa. He turned the screen around and there was an elephant eating Mango’s in his yard. What a way to start the day. ☺️

“MOM AND AUNTIE JADE! WE JUST SAW SANTA IN THE SKY. HE WAS ON HIS SLEIGH AND THERE WAS A RED NOSE LEADING IT” My best friend and I:

My BP normally: 88 My BP after “Remedy”: 138 The fact I didn’t get in that pit is a serious miracle.

Oh…all I needed to do was scream my lungs out, in a club, with 1000 other people to feel better? Weird.

Rosie and I just jumped SO HIGH off the couch because of The Maze Runner. That Zombie got us good. 🤣🤣🤣

The reality is….we’re fucked either way.

I love the one Barista at my Starbucks. I always say “Have a great day” and he always says “Good luck out there.” Everyday it makes me smile because it’s a reminder that life is hard, but people are rooting for us. ☺️

This show never fails to amazing me with its plot twists! #outerbanks4

I saw the Comet. I saw the Northern Lights. Both made me feel so small, and yet, so happy. ☺️

I gotta be honest, I could not tell you what this year’s “Wrapped” is gonna look like, AT ALL.

The way that Andrew talks about missing his mom is exactly how I feel. I’ve seen a few interviews with him as he discusses it and nothing/nobody has described it better in 7 years. 💜 I miss her and I was so lucky to have her.

Very much talking to myself.

„This summed up our relationship. I love you, I‘ll always be your big brother“ 💔💔💔

Liam did NOT deserve death. he deserved medical and psychological help. which is what he needed all of these years to help with battle his addictions and mental illnesses. he made terrible choices and hurt innocent people in horrible ways but he never deserved death. im crushed

I just held the door for someone (like I always do.) An older gentleman, who was sitting outside, goes “What a fine lady you are” and sir….🥹🥹 that was so sweet and you just made my day.

I watched fate do something so cool today. It involved a dog and a girl and man oh man. 🥹🥹🥹

Today, all before noon, two of my coworkers offered me up for jobs to others who were in need. Both pretty large jobs.

Things that helped me survive Helene: A gas car A gas stove A gas hot water heater A gas chainsaw Cash Things that are/were useless during Helene: Electric cars Electric appliances Debit cards The city bus The government Diversity My tax dollars in Ukraine