Ryan Jacobs
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7th grade teacher and coach at Eudora Middle School. Thoughts are my own. Phil 1:21
Eudora, KS
Joined June 2011
My phone rings during class with an 816 area code and I end the call. A kid asks, "What if you just hung up on a friend?" I replied, "I have no friends from Missouri."
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What did people before the Civil War do when they were sick at home and couldn't watch Civil War documentaries all day?.
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I know Clark Griswold is meant to be a cautionary tale but nothing actually prepares you for the slow, decades long descent into an attic full of boxes with half working Christmas lights
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The year is 2056. Trump is still running for his second term being kept alive with tubes and AI, a' la Palpatine- Rise of Skywalker style and the 100 loss Royals are still 2-3 years away from being ready for their 3rd WS run and 23rd St in Lawrence is still under construction.
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There are more than 300 Braum's Ice Cream and Dairy Stores, but none closer to Lawrence than Emporia, more than an hour drive away. That could soon change.
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1. The Empire Strikes Back.T2. Rogue One.T2. A New Hope.4. Revenge of the Sith.5. The Force Awakens.6. Return of the Jedi.7. The Last Jedi.8. Solo.9. Attack of the Clones.T10. Rise of Skywalker.T10. Phantom Menace. #MayThe4thBeWithYou.
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Student: Thanks to social studies, I finally learned how to spell alcohol correctly!.Me: Please, for the love of everything, give your parents the context of learning about prohibition when you tell them that.
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He also helped an elderly woman cross the street during a timeout and held the door open for a stranger on his way back in the building. Assist machine.
The biggest game of his life. In his hometown. On one good ankle. In front of the Madison Square Garden crowd. Markquis Nowell had 20 points, set the record for most assists in a single game in NCAA Tournament history, and the steal to seal the game. Legendary.
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Why try to be an international figure and conquer the world stage when I can be an average local and have weird pictures made of me by middle school students?
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KSU fans š¤ KU fans. š” that a Big 12. top ten matchup. is on ESPN+. C'mon, @espn. do better.
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RT @TravelKS: This year for Kansasā birthday, weāre celebrating our state song, āHome on the Rangeā. Written 150 years ago, its lyrics becaā¦.
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I just downloaded Goldeneye on Xbox. I really want to throw in some pizza rolls, open a Surge and pull an all-nighter!
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When you are begrudgingly folding laundry and you realize that having to even do laundry is a direct result of the fall of man
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RT @DScottFritchen: Jerome Tang discusses his decision to climb onto the scorerās table after the emotional win over No. 2 Kansas in Manhatā¦.
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That felt good.
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