IT'S HERE, THE BOOK IS HERE, I WROTE A BOOK THAT EXISTS AS A PHYSICAL ENTITY AND YOU SHOULD ORDER IT SO THAT SOON IT WILL BE HERE FOR YOU TOO!!! 👉 https://t.co/iTwkET3rff

Thrilled to have worked on this and programmed in fantastic authors for LitCrawl. You can find @xjoyholleyx @jackremiel @AiranaNgarewa @RubySolly Bill Nelson and Grace Yee with Short Storey sessions facilitated by Joan Fleming and @itsover_bye…

I can only assume that being in bed with pneumonia for weeks watching YT ten hours a day, I have seen 90% of the videos on this site and the algorithm had to dig deep to give me ~crochet drama content~. Having said that: subscribed, no notes.

@NewsroomNZ @SteveBraunias

I got to write about conspiracy theories and conspiracy theorists. Turns out it's less hilarious than I wanted it to be (though still a bit hilarious).

Having been alerted to the terrifying number of Facebook comments this story is getting, I figure now is the best time to point at my book, Ten Acceptable Acts of Arson, which has LOTS of stories like this and also ones with time travel!

Thanks Steve! And thanks for sharing my work with people. (Lord knows I'm rubbish at sharing it myself.)

I wrote this in a WINZ office, so I can confirm its complete and total veracity.

@jackremiel @antzlapwood @EmmaHislop2 @TinaMakereti @WHereaka @AiranaNgarewa @NicLow1 @RawiniaParata @gearsgeary @kotukutitihuia @AliceTawhai @JWiremuKane @colleenmaria @AtakohuM

This anthology is coming out soon! Edited by the legendary @pjkmorris and featuring a newly revised version of my drug-addled, blistering indictment of our decaying medical system ‘Polypharmacy’ as well as a host of legendary Māori writers

I was laughing with @limlouisa on Thursday about some of the weird experiences she'd had since arriving in Aotearoa. Looks like things didn't get better from there. Fucking hell.

And some serious talent in both teams, even if SMC got a comfortable victory

Breaking my Twitter silence to say the St Mary's vs Wellington Girls match I refereed this evening was really great fun, even if @WgtnCC failed to put the pads out so the 5m became the tryline.

It's like the last day of nominations, but if you read my story 'Anamnesis' in the NZ Listener all the way back in January 2022 - you could nominate it for a Sir Julius Vogel award? https://t.co/GhoTN722bG

Got called a f**got in the loos this evening at the @florencemachine concert for saying I knew all the songs. Rude that I was in a stall and they couldn't even see how gay my outfit was.

I last went to a concert in 2016. I have earplugs this time, so tonight is already a better experience!

Why are @nzpost couriers so crap? Are they like vampires who can't walk past a letterbox without an invitation? It's the only reason I can think of for their routine failure to knock on the door.

I love Matt Henry. I wonder how his cats are doing. #NZvENG

Switch on and hear "I TOLD HIM IT WAS TOO DEEP!" And surprisingly enough, that wasn't from yo mama. #NZvsENG

ChatBot: My name is Sydney Journalist: The chatbot it human 😭😭😭😭 Trans person: My name is Sydney Journalist: I’m going to call your optometrist to find out your real name you little shit

Jimmy Anderson is senior enough to say "I really can't be fucked batting today."