MikeJohnson116
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I WILL GIVE MY ALL FOR TENNESSEE TODAY
Joined April 2024
“Yeah I’m not too worried. My dad has some connections and said he can get me an internship this summer.”
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Buddy got up to hit the bathroom. Not sure if he did this on purpose to flex or if he’s just a retard.
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Roommate said he had a surprise for me when I got home. True definition of a volunteer…
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Alabama Pike. Unreal what we’ve let infest and corrupt our once great conference.
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“Yeah this denim on denim will look sweet; while I’m at it, I might as well throw on this awesome chain.”
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Thought I’d test out the H&B at the office today. Don’t worry, I brought a back up in case I get out of my comfort zone. #alwayscomeprepared
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The fact that this is still on her Instagram story hours later is mind boggling to me. #lilylang
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I really hope a guy like this sees me in my Peter millar tucked into my khakis and onclouds and thinks “where the fuck did I go wrong?”
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@supreme_shorts Sorry I wear Peter millar all the fucking time and you’re trying to tell me I’m the loser??? Yeah when pigs fly retard.
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@Doubledowndoug I’ve been around the block a few times pal. Done it all, seen it all, and at this point, I really don’t care what type of water bottle I use in my station.
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Cant wait for the “get ready with me to take a a bump in the bathroom and grab a beer from the fridge!” Edition.
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At this point, if you’re a guy going to a zach bryan concert, you have some serious rethinking and self questioning to do. #idontwanttoseezachbryanonyourstorybro.
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@CLDUB66 I’ve got a Peter millar collection that will would make a grown man get down on his knees and pray. Who’s really winning?.
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These guys are fucking nuts if they think I’m looking at a single spreadsheet the rest of the day.
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Can we please talk about how gay the sunglasses all these guys are wearing are?? #fsuisforfairys
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So not only did you go to a rave, probably the gayest thing you can do as a guy, you decided to bring a giant fucking flagpole with Fiji letters on it. What a fucking jackwagon.
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Could give a rats ass about either of these teams. I just came because I love paying 12 bucks for the cold beer.
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What a truly fantastic day. So much enjoyable BV drama and activity, the extreme growth of the new and fascinating hooker verse, and to top it all of the Tennessee volunteers took home the chip. I will most assuredly sleep easy tonight.
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Cant believe that there are people who got the day off today and are bragging about it. I walked into the office today sticking out my chest like a fucking man, ecstatic to be surrounded by my fellow white coworkers. #nonsenseholiday.
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This needed its own post. Can we please inform this fucking retard bradderall fucking jenkins. Hey bud, you’re fucking retarded AND you’re an idiot. Fuck you
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Not sure about this whole aura thing but I do know what it feels like to show up to the pregame when you’re the only one with a bag. Assuming they’re kinda the same thing.
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Checker the Shoe this, Scarlet the Shoe that, anybody else just really excited to talk down to a bunch of stupid Yankee fucks?!?!.
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Calling it now, Lanie Kristen’s next post is gonna be about how some guy hit sticked her on the beach. You guys can thank me later. #firstsipbestsip.
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Is this guy Ryan Williams only 17 or something holy shit!!!.
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Currently watching Lanie Kristen record herself eating her smoothie bowl in the student Union. This day just keeps getting better and better!.
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I’m about to drink a bunch and tell everyone at the bar how much I hate John Summit and how much he sucks. #VFL.
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Asking myself the age old question, how did I let myself be fooled by this organization yet again and believe that we had something really special going on. Once again, I have been let down by this program. #joshisntwhatyallthinkheis.
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Not usually a big Scheffler guy but god damnit I’m happy it was him who got the job done. #fuckjapan.
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@danslilbro Talk about a jackass. Wearing a t shirt, high up nike socks, and not a single article of Peter millar. No shit this guys from fucking Boston. What a loser!.
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@JimmyRingwald You’re gonna hate hearing this but I also decided to bring my own lunch and was pleasantly surprised to find out the office was ordering pizza for lunch!.
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Nothing better than passing a hot chick jogging when you’re riding with your old man and you both take a good look back without saying a word.
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Note to self: do not send your friend a picture of a girls Instagram while simultaneously snapping the girl. You might send her a screenshot of her own Instagram profile. #hardsell.
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Instagram needs to make disliking stories a thing. Girls posts the stupidest shit sometimes and we need to let them know how fucking stupid it is.
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Screw the skin tone, let’s talk about the absolutely RIVETING hit Purcell puts on Arnold right here!
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Merry Christmas to everyone except for Stephanie. Lol fuck this bitch
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Anyone else as pissed off as I am with these absolutely atrocious commentators on ESPN for the golf. I mean they sound like 20 year old interns that clearly don’t know shit about golf. God I would run absolute circles around these retards with zero sports journalism experience.
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Gym people are really starting to piss me off. Keep covering yourself in anime tattoos and go “battle your demons” somewhere else gaybo. #whathappenedtonormalpeople.
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Never seen such little diversity in a performance. As a white man I am outraged!!!.
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Go enjoy the party: ❌.Sit in a room, cheese out, try to yell over 10 other people about who is the greatest basketball player of all time: ✅.
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Cant wait to hit up my good ol’ pal 🪿 tomorrow the very second I arrive in Knoxville! #thegooseisloose.
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80 and sunny, Vols are playing, phone is at 96. Gonna be a great day.
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@adam22 Dude you might actually be top 5 biggest idiots on planet earth. Go worry about raising ur fucking kid you piece of garbage.
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It’s so incredibly awesome to have a great basketball team to watch after our football team disappoints. And once the basketball team disappoints me I’ll have baseball to watch! #gofuckyourselveseverybodyelse.
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Yoooo dude, nice matching gym shark set! Did your boyfriend get it for you???.
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@BekahRicondo If you were smart you wouldn’t have said the exact opposite of what every single sports journalist in the world is saying. You’re a stupid fucking person who doesn’t know Jack shit about sports. Go fuck yourself and have a nice day.
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Had a long day at the office, hit some golf balls, and came home and cracked a cold one not to get drunk but because I can. Now I know what this feels like. #humblebeginnings
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PSA to all Tesla drivers, you own the fastest car on the road; quit driving 10 below the FUCKING SPEEDLIMIT. #fucktesladrivers.
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Hour and a half left at the office with nothing to do and I am just ITCHING to hop on roulette. Worth the risk???.
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Big shoutout to Danny Phillips. Was going to take Mystic Dan but didn’t specifically because of you. #killyourself.
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Scratch that. It was a girl… #thiscountryisgoingdownthegutter.
Just got a coffee from a relatively normal looking guy at Starbucks today. Maybe this country is getting back on the right track #america.
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Drinking like a fish and cursing like a sailor at the country club today. Life sure is sweet. #fuckoffdemocrats.
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This doesn’t make up for my broken television and the 6 noise complaints @NBA #iwouldbeabetterref
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@conanobrewian Also thousands of other gaybos like yourself pal. Keep you head down when you walk past me alright.
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Gelo All Star weekend performance > Kendrick Half Time Show.
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