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Hi friends! Meg and I will be moving into our first apartment very soon, so we made an Amazon wishlist! If you'd like to help us out, you can do so here 😁
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Mychal the Librarian is really going to work with PBS Kids. We won. We fucking won 😭
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Today I asked my favorite person in the world if she would let me be her husband...
AND SHE SAID YES!!!!!!
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St. Porphyrius is hallowed ground, but they bombed it. Holy Family is hallowed ground, but they sniped it. The Great Mosque of Gaza was hallowed ground, now all that's left is the minaret. Why would a sacred place such as Mother Emanuel host the man directly supporting this?
Mother Emanuel AME is hallowed ground in the AME church community and in Charleston especially. The shock of people in the crowd at protesters yelling out while President Biden was speaking from the pulpit cannot be overstated. I too couldn't believe it.
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King Charles potentially passing away on a major Irish holiday??
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why is spirited away literally the best film ever? ugh 😭
This is how Hayao Miyazaki uses film to transport viewers into a magical world
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When Moses is unleashing the plagues on Egypt and he sings "this WAS my home" as everything he once knew burned around him... gut-wrenching 💔
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Here you go lol. Unfortunately it's not that much longer 😭
Nah homie was in his BAG when they cut the video off I need the extended version 😭😭😭
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Also, the way that Moses went from trickster prince to reluctant liberator... that is how you do a character arc.
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Y'all, my girlfriend bought me a custom book stamp 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is the coolest thing ever!! I'm cheesing lol
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This tweet is the only comment I will make on this.
2020 has been a very hard year to be both Black and Catholic. I know quite a few Black Catholics who converted in and then quickly converted out. There is a reason for that. I hope one day the US Church will understand.
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"this is sad 😂 hate to see these women go out like this"
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Do y'all realize... that Janelle Monae's ArchAndroid album is literally a space opera story set to R&B... easily the genre's greatest concept album. The real know what I'm talking about.
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I didn't join for Catholics. I joined for Jesus. I counted the cost and knew I made a good investment and I will be damned if racist Catholics in a racist country push me away from the One who loves me more than any of them ever will.
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Jesus Christ of Nazareth invented this trope
I think "character can easily leave restraints but chooses not to to commit to the bit" is the greatest visual gag of all time
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My baby knew I was gonna propose eventually, just not when. But she stayed ready. She has an engagement ring... and now, thanks to her, so do I 🥹🥹🥹
Now we both have tokens of our love!!
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Today at Starbucks I gave my name as "proceeds from the Father". When they called out my name, half the store said "and the Son". The other half stormed out angrily. Ecumenism. Try it.
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Some photos I took of my fiancée before and after I proposed 🥹❤️
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The Catechism of the Catholic Church is free online.
The Catechism of the Catholic Church is free online.
The Catechism of the Catholic Church is free online.
If you want to criticize a religion, know what you're talking about! Or else you'll make yourself look dumb!
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Actually, just one more comment.
I had to fight so hard to join this faith. I had to sacrifice so much. I had to endure Christian friends who I love dearly becoming aggressive, petty, and telling me I have lost salvation. But I joined.
Y'all ain't pushing me out yet.
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Just heard about that earthquake in New Jersey. Even though you are in a New relationship, your name will always be on my Jersey. Nothing could shake these feelings away. It was a 4.8 but you'll always be a 10. Tell mom I said hi
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Girl: "Hey, aren't you one of dude's disciples?"
Peter:
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Your casual reminder that Anita Baker's Rapture is one of the greatest albums ever recorded
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I just took my TEAS test. I needed a 60 to get into the practical nursing program.
I got an 81.
I'M GONNA BE A NURSE!!!!!
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This is absolutely ridiculous and they know it. Making two highly anticipated Black YA fantasies compete for sales because of being released on the same day is NASTY.
I'll say it cuz watching this whole thing has been upsetting. There's not reason for
@SourcebooksFire
to continuously keep pushing Bethany Baptiste book back. And not only is it bad enough it was pushed back again by why would you put it on May 7th?
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No one:
Me: Prince of Egypt is one of the greatest movies ever made send tweet
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An author is on here bullying reviewers who leave *checks notes* a positive review on her essay collection. She is bullying them because the reviews are not positive enough.
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Y'all be in your 30s dating people whose prefrontal cortex isn't even fully developed and then be surprised when they don't have it all together 😭 what did you expect??
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Finally gonna announce this!
I recently had a short story published in a local Central Florida literary magazine... and guess who is on the cover :)
You can purchase a copy of this issue here!
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She is blocking people who call her out on her bullying. Block all you want, screenshots are forever ♥️
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If yall could please pray for me. Like really really really pray for me. I would appreciate it so much. I can't speak about it. But please pray for me. Thank you all
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So I'm good now. I got the help I needed. But I decided to check myself into a psychiatric hospital the other day, and that may have been the single best decision I have ever made in my entire life.
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i don't like that churches and statues of the blessed mother are being desecrated across the country, and i also don't like how white catholics are using it as an opportunity to use more and more anti-Black racist rhetoric
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Your stomach is rumbling so you run to the public restroom.
#JenniferAniston
is in there. You go to a stall and say "girl, I'm bout to blow this shit up". Jennifer calls the police.
You are in the same restaurant as
#JenniferAniston
, You have the best Gumbo ever, You tell the Black male chef that he 'put his foot in' the Gumbo. Jen calls the Health Inspector.
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At approx. 96k words... your boy has FINISHED the second draft of my Afro-Caribbean YA sci-fi novel!! Still a lot more work to go, but each milestone is a victory!!
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This was Bisan's life before the aggression. Praying that she is alive and safe and that she updates us soon 🙏🏽
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Netflix, Twitter, and HBO Max having a mid off
Netflix will end password sharing in 2023
More than 100M viewers will be affected
(via
@WSJ
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238 fathers will be reported murdered in a couple decades.
According to federal data, parents named 238 babies "Kylo" in 2016.
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LADIES imagine this: fifteen years from now you become a queen in a land of talking animals. Jesus is a cat. The devil is a white woman. Santa Claus is real. One of your older brothers is a snake. Turkish delight ain't even that good.
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When I am already driving 20+ over the speed limit but the Floridian behind me is still tailgating me
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It really bothers me that, as a US Christian, I can hop on a plane to Jerusalem and visit the holiest site in my religion without interference. Meanwhile Palestinian Christians who live nearby are often barred from doing just that.
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Both Usain Bolt and I can sprint for ten seconds
Both the vaccinated and unvaccinated can spread the virus.
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White women will come on here to ruin their author career unprovoked!
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This is the content he was making about my country Jamaica just two weeks ago. And he thought he was gonna do that shit in Haiti, too. Lol.
A U.S. YouTuber known as YourFellowArab has reportedly been kidnapped in Haiti while planning to film a video and is being held for ransom
The State Department told several outlets it is “aware of reports of the kidnapping of a U.S. citizen in Haiti”
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Perhaps God IS using Trump to do a mighty work right now. Because American "Christianity" is getting exposed for the whole culture to see.
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She is upset because people are rating it four stars instead of five stars. Calling them assholes and insinuating that they are wannabe "tough reviewers". The way this bag is being expertly fumbled 🥴🥴🥴
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Saw President Obama and Senator Rubio come out of Air Force One together. Glad to see that they put politics aside for us
#OrlandoStrong
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When Okoye snatched off her wig, she snatched off my wig, too.
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"In Him we have redemption through His blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of His grace."
Ephesians 1:7
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Me: I have SOOO many books in my library that I haven't read yet.
Me to me: Buy some more
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Buying books and reading books are separate hobbies. Be free, beloved. Buy ten books. Read two of them. Buy ten more. BE FREE!
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You in her likes, I'm in her prayers. We are not the same
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Some customers were browsing books at my cafe and then said "sir, did you know you were in a book?" I walked over to see what they were talking about and y'all... I screamed
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@fatfabfeminist
Not the right denomination or color, I fear. Palestinian Christians don't matter to them and it breaks my heart
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Amazon: $3.00 + $3.99 in shipping.
Me: Nah. Not trying to pay for shipping.
Amazon: $6.99 + FREE SHIPPING
Me: I'LL TAKE IT!
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Me after spending an obscene amount of time watching all the events surrounding Pope Francis in Iraq
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I am going to become a bestselling author of science fiction and fantasy and one day I will win a Hugo and/or Nebula award.
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Person: You need to set boundaries! You need to stop caring about everyone else's feelings and focus on yours.
Me: Okay. Here are the boundaries I am setting with you.
Person:
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Red Rising (military sci-fi) + The Rage of Dragons (Black fantasy) = The Blood Trials (Black military sci-fantasy)
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I just watched Episode 8 of Chainsaw Man and bro, WTF???
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Y'all.
My wonderful fiancée had this beautiful, beautiful bouquet of flowers sent to my house today for my birthday. I have no words 😭 I am floored 🥹
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Me: GOT had one of the worst endings I have ever seen in my LIFE and I'll be damned if I ever watch another show set in that world -
HBO: House of the Dragon comes out August 21
Me:
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@redeemedatawell
Privileged White American Christians really have the audacity to tell Christians from the same region as Jesus that they are not real Christians 💀💀💀💀 the jokes write themselves lol
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With a grand total of 145,646 words... I HAVE FINISHED ANOTHER DRAFT OF MY NOVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I wanna remind y'all that "gaslighting" is a form of psychological manipulation/control and emotional abuse that occurs within the context of a relationship (romantic, parental, workplace, etc).
If you don't know a celebrity and they don't know you... that is not gaslighting.
I don’t think people are mad she hid her pregnancy. People are more so annoyed that she went out of her way to lie and gaslight about it. Then, she shaded people and called them desperate. Now, she wants those same “desperate” people to know every little detail
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Ngl I am glad I dropped out of college. I was wasting money, failing classes, mental health was killing me, etc. I think I am in a great place to go back
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catholics, orthodox, and pentecostals saying different versions of "if you have faith you won't catch the virus" is the type of bad theology that literally kills people.
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All this Keke and Usher talk got me thinking about how we used to kiki together over little things. I wish we could usher in a new era of our relationship. Hope you're doing well. Tell mom I said hi
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Cardinal B 🙏🏽
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My mom is healthy again 😭😭😭 just walking and talking and driving and working. Y'all don't understand how hard I prayed for this. How many sacrifices I made for it. Truly, God is good
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Me: I have a book crush.
Nadine: A what?
Me: I have a crush on a character in a book I read.
Nadine: *pauses* this is why I don't like you reading books with women in it
💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Happy Valentine's Day to
@MayLushIshh
, my favorite person in the whole world 🥹🥹🥹 I love you! ❤️
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When you thought you was cool with someone and then you notice that they unfollowed you
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