Brb trying to achieve deep internal peace & ultimate acceptance of the moment.

Therapy for ptsd is goooooooood

Ordered a jets and then shot Ozempic. The duality of man

Prank idea: swallow a large metal Alien©️action figure right before your MRI. Upside: you permanently traumatize staff Downside: this would have to be your “closing bit”, so to speak.

For my entire childhood & adolescence I thought Bob Seger’s “Night Moves” was actually called “Night Moose”. 🎶”workinnn on a night mooose”🎶 🫎

Every time I travel I tell myself I’m going to pack early & not at the last second. I have yet to do that

what recession? brother we are rich in beach balls

I asked ChatGPT this⬇️⬇️⬇️

Sometimes a really good piece of toast can change your life

Happy St. PITrick's Day… dalee 🍀😉

WWWEEETTT DOOOGGGG

Going to start casually referring to the Tasmanian Devil cartoon as “my friend Taz” as often as possible from now on

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Had a great time in Massachusetts😁

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i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

Update on Shayna: Thank you all for the support. Really need it & means the world.❤️

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

Fuck cancer

Just fucking brutal thing after brutal thing