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Full stack̿̿̿ 👨💻 in 📈📉. Mostly .NET, JVM, 🐍.
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Joined August 2009
Join me at P99 CONF (free + virtual) for 50+ tech talks on building low-latency, data-intensive applications. 🎫 Register for free https://t.co/5vANgV4Vzm
#P99CONF hosted by #ScyllaDB
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AI combining a picture with the style of another, yielding impressive results
The future is now. Holy crap https://t.co/HrAWTGBIzn
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They give away free Applicatives (thanks @FunScala2019 for spoiling me and having been an awesome conference)
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Both nostalgia and geek meter just went off-scale high: #chipophone is an organ playing chiptunes https://t.co/2BuKVt5FLq what a gem this is
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Jubilating nerds 2/2: https://t.co/kC7TkAtycU. Congrats @spacex for this achievement & bringing tears to the eyes of geeks around the world
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Jubilating nerds 1/2: https://t.co/zvi4X1zRpX. Congrats #NASA for landing Curiosity 3y ago & it's still going strong. What an achievement!
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Great transcript of @shipilev's talk on the Java Memory Model: https://t.co/kwOIPjoDnF (talk here: https://t.co/Mk1bgs1lyg)
#vjug #java #jmm
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Oldie but still fun to read: "Amazon’s $23,698,655.93 book about flies" https://t.co/2kkVb40X32
#algowars
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Help Beethoven arrange his masterpieces in today’s #GoogleDoodle
https://t.co/jroZVSx5s3
doodles.google
Learn more about the creation of Celebrating Ludwig van Beethoven's 245th Year Doodle and discover the story behind the unique artwork.
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@xtordoir shows data scientists prototype "near production" with #spark shell and #scala via #sparknotebook #scalax
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great (daring) live demo by @honzam399 of spinning up a #spark cluster on #aws to train a neural network that classifies gym data #scalax
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enjoyed #akkacluster on #coreos talk by @hseeberger at #scalax - used constructr for bootstrapping the cluster ( https://t.co/M0bHUdeICC)
github.com
Coordinated (etcd, ...) cluster construction for dynamic (cloud, containers) environments - hseeberger/constructr
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nice #scalax start by @jessitron: help & teach fellow #scala devs with maintainable code, good docs, blogs, #stackoverflow Qs...get involved
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I'm going to the #scalaX 2015 to learn & share #scala skills and discover the latest in #functional #programming
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Fantastic #ljcconf - thanks to the organizers, (ad-hoc) speakers, attendees, veterans, newbies (like me), and IBM for an exciting day
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