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Brighton boy, dad to two kiddos that look like me, In a committed relationship with ๐ and ๐บ If you can't be happy, at least you can be drunk!!
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Lets be nice about our bodies... QT a pic of you looking hot ๐ฅ
Letโs be nice about our bodiesโฆ QT this is a pic of you looking hot ๐ฅ
Sorry dragging this one out again I donโt take sexy pics very often ๐๐คฃ
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38 years old and mums just text to ask if i wanted christmas jammies.....
Of course i said yes ๐คฃ๐
Will send proof (mayb.....)
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My kiddos had hid these at home - man they know me so well ๐คฃ๐
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Decided that my present to myself next year is a holiday on my own, on a remote island, away from everyone and everything!
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Fashion advice needed people.....
Black, Salmon or white T-shirt??
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Black & White selfies! People... bring it!
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Gooooood morning hotties, hope sunday treats you well! ๐๐
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Keep those doors locked, people! Also, have a great Saturday, much love
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Not quite a rock 'n' roll friday night but lets get rugby ready!
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Im sure I should be saving these for something.... but fuck it - Halloween's a wash out anyways!
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Its not christmas, Its not Christmas.....
Ok.... mayb its a little bit Christmas!
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Post you B&W
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I feel this!
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Morning fuck-nuggets! If we don't spill our coffees and don't choke on our cereals, im pretty sure we can make it through the day! happy hump day!
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Reliving my youth this evening.....
Sleeping in a single bed at my old mans.....
and room sharing with my eldest......
On the other hand.... i get service like this, Cuppa and a mincepie ๐
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@Rickthebuilder1
Il reply to anyone's tweet if i think i have something valid or funny to say.... means i flirt with everyone ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Morning you beautiful bunch of fruitloops! Its Saturday, im having a lie in and i don't care who knows!
Now whos bring me brekkie in bed??
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Morning all! Christmas party today - not really feeling it but with free food and booze its hard to say no!
Have a great friday gangs! ๐
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Happy International Men's Day Chaps - non of us are perfect but as long as we keep trying to do the right thing, learning from our mistakes and accepting help when we need it, we will all be in a better future!
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Morning wednesday humpers! Have a great midweek day ๐คช๐
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Hove seafront last week ๐
Drop a sky pic from your galleryโฅ๏ธ local photo few weeks back
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We've had about 25 trick or treaters and not one of them have taken the mini Chomp bars....
The youth of today are weak! ๐๐คฃ
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Morning twinkletits - woke up thinking it was Friday, other than that were good to go! Bring on the coffee ๐ค๐ค
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And this is why I love Twitter - don't know if you mean it or being sarcastic but i friggin worked!
Happy Saturday you glorious bunch of twats!
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Cheeky Chinese order at mums! Dog sitting has its perks!
Sweet n Sour ball anyone??? ๐
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One of those days were everything you do is not enough for people - Shitter of a day so couple of beers and a decent movie to end the day!
Have a cracker of a friday night people ๐
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I've brought a shed load of halloween sweets. Am i wrong for hoping it chucks it down tomorrow and no trick or treaters turn up so i get eat them all myself?!
Actual footage of me 30years ago ๐๐ค
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Me sweet tin is looking abit bleak..... role on Christmas Chocolates!
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Work can eat a bag of dicks today!
38 is an ok age to retire right?!
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Is it appropriate to put my work email on Do Not Disturb 3days early?! Totally in holiday mode right now!
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I feel bad....
Im reading all these twitter posts about getting healthy, going to the gym & and excerising more.
And here i am eating chocolates/sweets watching YouTube with the bambinos at 12.40pm on a sunday!
Sucks to be guys right now ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Accidently tripped and fell into Starbucks again.... best make use of the coffee whilst i recover!
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Parenting fail today, forgot to check eldest's pocket before washing and must've had about 12 tissues in there with the amount of white shit all over the dark washing...... plus side he left a fiver in the other pocket so finders keepers right?!
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The only positive i can think of right now....
Happy monday part 2!
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Have i told you all yet tomorrow is my Friday?!?
No.....
Oh well.....
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Got given a bottle of rum and a bottle of baileys from work as prezzies.... feeling its a baileys kinda night tonight! Who's in for a glass??
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A sunday down mum's mean, beach walk with her pooch, pit stop for coffee and ice cream and a good old game of monopoly!
I feel my sunday is better then yours! ๐ค๐ค
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28ยฐ at 8.30pm.... living my best life, ๐๐ฆ๐บ๐จ
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Indeed!
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FOR SALE ~ 2 boys, 8-6 years old..... house trained, come complete with change of clothes, food and water! Able to be in a room for 2.5mins before they start arguing together. Selling you due to being annoying little &@*#=
Il pay and supply booze to ease your burden!
๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ
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Good evening lovely people ๐ค๐
How were your days?
Answers in Gif form please
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Happy monday beauts,
Today will be fuelled by starbucks and biccies!
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Happy humpday wednesday! Im awake too dam early not to be humping so coffee it is!
Have a wicked Wednesday!
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Right that time again, to blag it that I can keep up with the youngsters and pretend im not secretly dying from the inside out whilst they've barely broken a sweat!
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A couple more street artworks to add the collection!
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Happy friday ya lil fruitcakes! Make it an easy one ok?!
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4hrs in A&E with the eldest! Lil trooper - leg scrubed and 3 stitches! Ben and Jerrys as a treat is in order!
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Have we become slightly silly as a species nowadays......
Im sure even I could manage to get my socks on the correct feet!
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Somehow i have been sucker punched into domino's for dinner..... how tf did that happen!!
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Good morning troops... this was me 2minutes ago! Hapy weekend days guys๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
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Morning.
I have nothing positive to say!
Its only Thursday - deal with it!
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Agreed to work for a mate this morning! Massively regretting my life choices rn!
Have a great saturday beauts! ๐๐
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Wednesday has been absolutely wank....
Off to smash the chocolate and booze aisles at Tesco!
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So twatter is still being a shit hole..... this sucks balls! ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Fridays be like this....๐ฅณ๐คช
Have a good'n possums ๐๐
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Come get that free Friday feel up!
Have a great day people of twitter, i feel an early day coming on sharpish! ๐ค
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Morning, Twitter fam - be good, stay save and more importantly have fun!
Now bring me some coffee!
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This boy is sleepy as!
Catch you all on the flip side ๐ซก ๐
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What's everyones plans for a 'in in' kinda night?? I plan on finishing all the JD that I currently own! ๐คฃ๐
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