Ivan Garcia
@ivaninspace
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Standup Comedian
Joined November 2010
If you drive a white Tesla 90% chance you’re a piece of shit and drive like shit
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Plantir has definitely shown us that they all don’t actually look alike (for any race)
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I know I’m getting old because some of these Gordon Lightfoot songs be hitting 😮💨
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I’m over here eating sardines and noodles wtf do I know about anything 😂
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Facebook is such a garbage app. Had to finally delete it. I’m also getting close to deleting Instagram :/ what happened to all these apps wtf
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Man if there is an attack on Iran I hope they don’t cancel the chivas game 😮💨
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People who eat at Chinese buffets are a red flag even for friends
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Most people suffer in silence. My great music taste allows me to suffer with an amazing playlist.
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Last set of 2025 but Stand up comedy is forever!!!! Happy New Year 2026 🎊
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