at work today i served a little girl some ice cream, and her mom says “honey, what do u say?” And she looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love u” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What are they selling????🍫🍫🍫

being in your 20s is just going back to liking everything you liked when you were 13 but without being ashamed

it's been awhile twitter... i mean x. anyone still use this app?

foreign moms: i'm sorry this is all we had, i hope it's enough

I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6’2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently.

Men under 5’10” be like i know a spot, but cant reach it

If a man tells u he’s not ready for a relationship u better believe him

My ex from LAST YEAR posted ‘6 years strong’ with his girlfriend???? I-

they should make a pill so that when you take it nobody else can be in the kitchen at the same time as you

You’re not selfish for wanting to be treated right.

“ur so quiet” we have nothing in common ❤️

I like driving by myself so I can replay 1 song 45 times with no complaints

imagine only knowing English and mocking someone who is bilingual absolute clownery

boy: I wish girls liked sports girl: I like sports boy: oh yeah? then name the blood type of Real Madrid's coach from 2007

Today my 3 year old niece cried because she remembered she hit her leg somewhere 3 days ago. She said she forgot to cry about her leg that day.

normalize leaving after the first red flag, i won’t do it, but you guys should

Muslim Twitter is something else 🤦‍♀️ especially the ones who don't realize they are extremists. All they do is try to signal "I'm more Muslim than you and ur practicing Islam wrong" ok and???? No one asked.

I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6’2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently.