A guy who I was meant to go on a date with has now cancelled on me three times. I just sent him a message saying ‘I swear I just saw you in a corner shop in Notting Hill’ and sent him this and he blocked me 😂

Gym done. Is it rosé time?

Wonderful time this afternoon at Latitude in The Comedy Arena - thanks for having me!

What you doing tomorrow night, London? 👀.

This man is so obsessed with gays and in my experience when you talk about ‘not being gay’ so much it ends up meaning [checks notes] ….that you might be gay.

Tickets available here for THIS SATURDAY!

If you've seen my stand-up before, or my warm-up on Loose Women, or my rants online… you won't want to miss this—it's packed with even more laughs, and I guarantee it'll be an unforgettable night!

After four barnstorming sold-out shows at Crazy Coqs, I'm back for just one more & this will be the final outing of the show, so don't miss your chance to join me!.Get ready for a riotous evening as I step out of my comfort zone & into the spotlight with my all-new show, Outloud!.

RT @shirlpuzz: I thought this was Eastenders.

I’m going to burst with excitement. The best show ever created is back for a third and final season.

My taxi is currently taking ages and Tracy Chapman Fast Car just came on the radio. The driver looks embarrassed.

Loads of you messaged last time I did my cabaret show saying ‘do a weekend!’ - there was no availability, until now. so for one night only I’m doing a repeat of Lee Peart: Outloud in London on Saturday 26th July. Do come along, it’s not far off!. Tickets:

Just finished this short but brilliant read. A sharp reminder that “normal” is a performance, and being yourself - however strange that might look - is kind of a radical superpower.

Thrilled to be doing The Comedy Arena @LatitudeFest this year - see you there!

Londoners! Which train station do you loathe? I can’t bear London Bridge. There, I said it.

Why do they call it conclave and not Pope Idol?.

Always good to hear from a fan 😂🤣🫣

Wales! Machynlleth! Mach Fest! Have a show tonight with a handful of tickets left - if you’ve already booked looking forward to seeing you if not then grab the last few and see you there?!.

Patsy Palmer should be studied.

And just like that…

Turned the tv on to see @RussellHayward talking so eloquently. 🫶🏼 👏🏼