@realDonaldTrump ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit melts down at reporter who dares question East Wing desecration" — ‘everyone has to love my vulgar dance hall!’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — https://t.co/Dnuodj4kOu

OH LOOK, THE LYING FUCKFACE LIAR WHO LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING LIED ABOUT NOT BULLDOZING THE EAST WING. OH NOES, MY FAITH IN WHAT THE CONVICTED FELON (34 COUNTS!) SAYS MIGHT "FINALLY" BE SHATTERED. (BECAUSE HE LIES!) THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST, LINK IS

OH LOOK, THE LYING FUCKFACE LIAR WHO LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING LIED ABOUT NOT BULLDOZING THE EAST WING. OH NOES, MY FAITH IN WHAT THE CONVICTED FELON (34 COUNTS!) SAYS MIGHT "FINALLY" BE SHATTERED. (BECAUSE HE LIES!) THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST, LINK IS

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit melts down at reporter who dares question East Wing desecration" — ‘everyone has to love my vulgar dance hall!’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — https://t.co/Dnuodj4kOu

HOLY MIKE JOHNSON IS SO MAD BECAUSE THE PRESS WON'T STOP PESTERING HIM ABOUT DEAR LEADER'S DEAD PEDO BESTIE. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WEASEL. EVERYONE KNOWS WHY YOU WON'T SWEAR IN ADELITA GRIJALVA. DO IT ALREADY, YOU COWARD. I COVER ALL THAT AND MORE IN TODAY'S POST. LINK IS HERE:

WHILE DONNY PUDDINGBRAIN BLITHERS INCOHERENTLY, HIS EVIL TOADIES ARE DESTROYING AMERICA, JUST LIKE HE'S DESTROYING THE WHITE HOUSE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POWERFUL POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE, IN WHICH I ONCE AGAIN LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE:

here's today's post: "is this a photo of the East Wing, or Donny Convict’s brain? you be the judge" — meanwhile, the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup continues. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — https://t.co/p5za8URaPM

congratulations to the exactly zero Republicans standing up to denounce the desecration of the White House East Wing. take a victory lap, you gutless fucking cowards

WHAT KIND OF SHITHOLE COUNTRY ALLOWS A CONVICTED FELON TO BULLDOZE THE WHITE HOUSE? LOCK HIM THE FUCK UP ALREADY, BEFORE HE DOES ANY MORE DAMAGE TO OUR COUNTRY. ANYWAY, I WROTE A POST ABOUT IT. DO I CUSS LIKE A SAILOR IN IT? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY. LINK IS HERE:

here's today's post: "convicted felon vandalizes White House, because fuck you, that’s why" — how is this even happening? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — https://t.co/d8Jf8zE5J0

the view from my front yard, 6:14pm

HA HA! LET'S ALL LAUGH AT THE MAGA DUMBFUCK WHO TRIED TO MIX IT UP WITH 'NO KINGS' PROTESTERS AND ENDED UP EATING A MOUTHFUL OF GRAVEL. I'VE GOT THE VIDEO AND MORE IN MY "VERY POWERFUL" WRAP-UP OF MAGA'S WHINY DIAPER-BABY RESPONSE TO NO KING'S DAY. LINK IS HERE.

here's today's post: "stop it, you mean old No Kings protesters. you’re making MAGA cry" — boo fucking hoo, diaper-babies. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — https://t.co/ETRxkbEBoT

DUMB "FUCKWIT" WEREWOLF TED CRUZ ACTUALLY THINKS GEORGE SOROS IS PAYING PROTESTERS. HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK? MANY ARE SAYING TO ME "SIR! SIR! NO ONE INSULTS TED CRUZ LIKE YOU DO, SIR! HOW DO YOU DO IT? SIR!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY WRITE-UP OF NO KINGS DAY. LINK IS

here's today's post: "no kings, fuck yeah!" massive protests coast to coast — and country to country. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — https://t.co/7zr07eiGUz

IDIOT FAILSON ERIC TRUMP "WROTE" A BOOK (YEAH, SURE HE DID) AND NO ONE CAME TO HIS SIGNING, BECAUSE HE'S A LIBRARY-PASTE-EATING DIMWIT LOSER. I COVER THIS AND ALL THE OTHER DUMB SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," MY EVERY-SATURDAY WRAP-UP. READ IT HERE:

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: October 18 edition" — Eric fails, Donny wails, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — https://t.co/TNM7oMgfo9

DONNY CONVICT, DR. OZ AND BOBBY BRAINWORMS (CREEPY LOSERS!) SURE ARE OBSESSED WITH BIRTH RATES AND GENETICS. IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY'RE TRYING TO CREATE THEIR OWN "THOUSAND YEAR REICH." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER MAGNIFICENT POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. READ IT

here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. his own press conferences put him to sleep." — scenes from another batshit presser thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — https://t.co/w4LoooQ8L2

SHUT THE FUCK UP, REPUBLICANS. "NO KINGS" PROTESTORS DO NOT "HATE AMERICA" — BUT I HAVE A LONG LIST OF SHITWEASELS WHO DO, AND YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT IN MY POWERFUL POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE: